Molly Berard

I don’t jump with joy, I frolic in doubt. Just a smol bean who likes to dance. she/her/hers

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

Get yourself a girlfriend who randomly brings you a vase of tulips she picked earlier in the day 🥹🥹🥹

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

I just need a break. Just one day to do absolutely nothing.

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

A Hit Clip but it’s each of my friends reminding me they don’t hate me

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

If the weight loss and diet ads could NOT, that would be swell

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

I’m 5 feet 2 inches of pure anxiety

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

Anxiety nausea is my least favorite thing

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

All of my joints hurt

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

“Not in this climate.”

Us:

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

@trixiemattel What is your least favorite interview question?

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

I’m so sick of being kibble shamed every time I open social media. If you want to feed raw, good for you, but my vet said kibble is fine so please stop making dog owners feel like crap.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

M and g time

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

Good morning to everyone except the people who say “um” and “uh” multiple times per thought. And also Ned.

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

The weather is like the kids who forgot they had summer work and frantically do it all the day before they go back.

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

I’ve always wanted a 5ft doll of @trixiemattel in my front yard

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

Had this song on repeat today @taylizlou @mattisunwell #grease

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

Convinced that if I got all the knots out of my back I’d become a puddle with no shape. Still need a massage though.

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

@michaelynsaintp You got this! 💜

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

Sooooo Canada?

[Molly Berard @molly_dci]

I will be listening to nothing but @trixiemattel’s new albums for the next eternity