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underwear model/production assistant/sad

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The world of NFTs is full of endless potential.

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Stop trying to make besties happen, it’s not going to happen.

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@HayPorch whoops again

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@HayPorch whoops

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yoo @ATTHelp come get your fallen phone line out of my yard. It's as simple as a rep coming out to hang it back up on the utility pole. your phone customer service is a mess.

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@ATTHelp yo, please come get your fallen phone line out of my yard since your customer service via phone is no help. It's as simple as someone coming in a truck and picking the fallen line up and hanging it back up on the utility pole. Thx.

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.@Chase your customer service system has got to be hands down one of the worst systems I've had to interact with. The robot, the customer support people themselves, dropping calls with NO CALL BACK SYSTEM IN PLACE, all around terrible. Canceling my account.

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Wow this is all wrong It was supposed to say listerine so here I am a month later correcting myself

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How do people just go on with their lives when listening exists and is one of the most fucked up things we could ever put in our mouths.

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Ambien is daddy

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I’m tweeting again if u were curious about the state of my mental health

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About to Kon Mari method all my friends

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driving a dodge challenger/charger in ATL is a personality trait and that is not a compliment

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Planning my trip to - staying at Flamingo Adventures. For friends traveling soon: https://t.co/ls8hLeR26X @FlamingoEvergld

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Oh fuck off Instagram

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@chrissyteigen Can confirm

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@realDonaldTrump Is it because you’re losing?

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@chrissyteigen 10th grade. 2008. Local movie theater. Twilight part 1. Truly a moment for me.

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@realDonaldTrump Because nobody who’s actually intelligent wants to watch this dumb piece of shit.

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@chrissyteigen Did u know they sell bags of ONLY the gardettos rye chips?