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[molly @molly_taberner]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 24 Feb 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Chanté @ChantayyJayy]

I really hate this need to justify abortion because of r*pe and incest. They’re obviously hugely valid and understandable reasons but “I simply don’t want to be a parent” is reason enough. Having autonomy over your own body is reason enough.

[M @mobzw]

That NHS text was so violent leave us alone man 😭

[emmy🤍 @youmemmatsix]

how about instead of that, offer them accommodation because they’re human beings 🙂

[K-Man @nick_the_geek78]

Twelve dead from omicron so far in a country of 68 million, and they're considering tightening restrictions. The definition of "blown out of proportion".

[🌹harriet @harribowley]

Asos will say "buy the look" and then show you everything but what's in the photo

[David Cotterill @cotterill_david]

There are over 850,000 registered sex offenders in the UK and they don’t have to carry a card because it violates their privacy!!

But we have to show proof of a vaccination to get into cinemas or restaurants

Come on 😂🤣

[Dr Who (climate hoax is an unproven hypothesis) @_Dr_Who_1]

At 4am yesterday morning, 11 countries were removed from the red list.
At 4pm yesterday all 650 MP's went on annual leave until January.
Guess who doesn't need a vaccine passport to travel.
Yep you guessed it, MP's.
Seeing it yet?

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Retweet to WIN a Christmas bundle from PrettyLittleThing 💖

[chibychilando.bsky.social @Chiby_Chilando]

I’ve concluded that there is no dream job I want. I want to sleep, vibe, and do enjoyment while money is hitting my account.

[Shaughna Phillips @Shaughna_P]

The only covid GUIDANCE there should be is:
• Get the vaccine and booster if you feel comfortable to do so.
• If you don’t feel well, stay at home.
• If you have any symptoms that could be covid, get tested.
• If wearing a mask makes you feel better protected, wear one.

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Plan C - Ignore him!

[𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 @killingbritain]

“Whilst working late one evening before Xmas, myself and several hundred Conservative colleagues became trapped in a function room with nothing to survive on but alcoholic drinks. I also broke the button on the room’s stereo device and was unable to switch off the Xmas music ..”

[LT @_lornthomson_]

No offence but absolutely nobody is reading ur urban dictionary names

[Jordy @jordyinit]

Crying and putting the phone camera to your face is one thing I will never understand.