actual worm

I’m interested in things. fake druid, real wildlife bio student. whirling in rags, vast and sad. they she he זיי זי ער.

[actual worm @mollyblob]

my gender is [PROLONGED SCREAM]

[Eli Valley @elivalley]

My new essay comic, Antisemitism in a Time of Genocide, is now up at @mdiplo in France. I’ll thread the 8 panels in English here, and link to the French at the end.

[Godimsuchadyke @godimsuchadyke]

lesbians at pride

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

here’s 4 questions i recommend asking on a first date to really get to know them better:

1) do you wear wigs?
2) have you worn wigs?
3) will you wear wigs?
4) when will you wear wigs?

[actual worm @mollyblob]

@tarantuladad great minds

[actual worm @mollyblob]

@tarantuladad Amazing movie

[actual worm @mollyblob]

@ocmd73 my dad said pretty much the exact same thing https://t.co/sTFnxKkz0v

[actual worm @mollyblob]

film discourse, per my father: “the marvel movies ruined the movies for sex. movies don’t have sex in them anymore because it’s all superheroes. that’s why you have to make a movie about fucking lesbian nuns every now and then”

[actual worm @mollyblob]

Phoebe appreciation post

[actual worm @mollyblob]

I was supposed to go on a boat to the middle of the ocean leaving tomorrow night to look for seabirds but it was cancelled due to rough seas and I’m genuinely devastated. like what do I do now

[actual worm @mollyblob]

@pstumplesbian I’ve been up since 6 looking for a brown booby that a tourist saw two days ago but only reported last night. no luck :(

[actual worm @mollyblob]

@pstumplesbian yay!! AMOYs are the best

[actual worm @mollyblob]

did I think rwrb the book was terrible? yes! did I think that trailer looked terrible? yes! am I still going to watch it? of course!

[actual worm @mollyblob]

emetophobia //
apologies to the west virginians on whose fields my peristalsis revolted

[actual worm @mollyblob]

a bad time to develop a stomach bug is when you’re camping in the appalachians and the only way back to AC and a bed and your own toilet is driving urself three hours home on very curvy roads that go up and down like a 2000 foot tall seesaw

[actual worm @mollyblob]

the other day I saw someone wearing a shirt that said “rbg is my patronus” and like… are you not embarrassed

[actual worm @mollyblob]

@pstumplesbian true…..

[actual worm @mollyblob]

Need a good karaoke song asap. I’m two lite beers in and I’m almost tipsy

[actual worm @mollyblob]

They don’t have boy problems by carly rae jepsen which should be a crime

[actual worm @mollyblob]

life update: insurance denied my MRI!!!! I’m in pain!!!!!!!!!!!!

[actual worm @mollyblob]

I think I have a torn meniscus 🙃

[actual worm @mollyblob]

2 urgent cares later and it is looking more and more likely that this is the case 🙃