The scene in Mad Men where Betty is worried Don is cheating, so she checks the phone bill and sees a number on there a bunch of times so she calls it and is relieved when a man picks up but then realizes it’s her therapist and that’s even worse is perfect storytelling. Perfect.
Talking shit about a straight guy with another straight guy is so fun they’ll be saying stuff like “not to mention he works in back office and isn’t bonus eligible…”
Classic cuss out .. “Are you fucking Kidding me, are you fucking kidding me, fuckin back to back , fuckin play with some physicality or I’m taking you the FUCK out… You fucking soft motherfuckers.. letting them fucking hang around”
my 93-year-old Irish grandmother told me I should never bring up my Irish heritage in a job interview because “it would prevent me from getting work” and it’s just kinda like, thank you grandma, I will keep that in mind if I interview to work at a turn-of-the-century shipyard
i will never forget when my dad had a guy from verizon call me in middle school to tell me that i was using more data than obama and that i need to stop