Molly

bring me chicken nuggets

[Molly @mollycatz]

Do I get to celebrate mother's day if my coworkers keep asking if I'm pregnant

[Molly @mollycatz]

was feeling kinda cute at work today but one of my coworkers asked my other coworker if I'm pregnant so nvm

[Molly @mollycatz]

I literally made my husband a sandwich on international women's day smdh

[Molly @mollycatz]

me, an actress: "I really don't care at all"

[Molly @mollycatz]

trying to shop for swimwear when I'm really more of a jacket gal

[Molly @mollycatz]

I don't necessarily believe in new year resolutions but I do believe in letting yourself mope around in a funk all of December and then trying to pull yourself out of it at some point in January.

[Molly @mollycatz]

@HsaoJCarey

[Molly @mollycatz]

@AdrielTCarey aren't you older than me?

[Molly @mollycatz]

still giggling when I use the word husband because I'm too young to be married

[Molly @mollycatz]

@mallorymills It would be an honour

[Molly @mollycatz]

vacation is just having chips and beer every day

[Molly @mollycatz]

twitter is now telling me how many people saw my tweet and didn't like it?

[Molly @mollycatz]

tell me why I said "you too" to TWO employees of the airport who said "have a good flight"

[Molly @mollycatz]

everyone always asks how long ur flight is never how long you sit on the couch panicking about leaving for the airport

[Molly @mollycatz]

I just stumbled over my words and told my coworker something was "no pwobwem" and now I definitely need to quit

[Molly @mollycatz]

@HsaoJCarey I'm starting a blog

[Molly @mollycatz]

@HsaoJCarey honestly same

[Molly @mollycatz]

I love looking my absolute worst at work like you bitches have no idea I'm actually really hot

[Molly @mollycatz]

@lizzo is queen

[Molly @mollycatz]

hi @lizzo see u tonight gf