Molly

long-distance daughter

[Molly @mollydotch]

glucose test when u have hyperemesis is another form of torture

[Molly @mollydotch]

just out here lookin like a weirdo

[Molly @mollydotch]

beginning of the second trimester of pregnancy is so weird like cool I’m just gonna gag so loudly in the middle of the grocery store for everyone to hear but i don’t even have a baby bump yet to play it off!!!

[Molly @mollydotch]

the best cellphone of all time I’d do anything to get a blackberry bold again

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Are you old enough to remember this

[Maia @maiamindel]

The German education system is insane basically at 12 they decide whether you can go to university or go to Idiot School and graduate at 15

[Molly @mollydotch]

I’m never allowed to own a dog again :(

[Molly @mollydotch]

the biggest sacrifice of all is that I’m marrying into a family with dog allergies

[Molly @mollydotch]

how many times do we think im gonna ghost clutch in when i hit the brakes

[Molly @mollydotch]

buying an automatic car is so weird to me now like what do you mean my left foot and my right hand just do nothing the whole time i drive

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

There was a water leak in the basement tonight and George kept “helping” by running to the top of the basement stairs and doing some heavy breathing/staring

[Patricia Treble @PatriciaTreble]

Every time the idea of a separation referendum is raised — whether in Quebec or Alberta and Saskatchewan — I wait for Indigenous peoples to remind politicians that their treaties are with the Crown, not provincial governments

Bottom line: you’re free to go, but without the land

[Molly @mollydotch]

“wow i could NEVER live so far away from my family!! i don’t know how you do it” gee thanks pal me neither😀👍

[Molly @mollydotch]

I turn this off every single time I get in the car lol

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Whoever decided car engines should shut down any time you stop at a red light needs to be put on one of those deportation flights to El Salvador.

[Molly @mollydotch]

I miss my dog </3

[Molly @mollydotch]

I need to pet a dog like right now

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trudeau: "I heard he talked about banking again this morning in a tweet, which doesn't make any sense because 16 banks are currently active in Canada holding about $113b worth of assets in this country, so American banks are alive and well and prospering in Canada. It's an example of not really being able to see what he wants ... what he wants is to see a total collapse of the Canadian economy, because that'll make it easier to annex us."

[Cindy Wooden @Cindy_Wooden]

#PopeFrancis: "This isn't dogma, just my thought: I like to think of hell as being empty. I hope it is."

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

CONNOR MCDAVID WINS IT FOR CANADA IN OVERTIME‼️🇨🇦