Molly Hofmeister

Equality is everything | BLM | UCF Knight Alumni | 💪🏻🍒 | Just trying to make the world a better place.

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

I just poured a bowl of cereal and Kevin asked me if I was eating it now or prepping it for the morning. I know you’re on a fitness journey but you don’t meal prep cereal my dude.

[Scott Edelman @scottedelman]

The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

It must be nice not to know about the absolutely horrendous things that happen to unwanted children. Can’t relate and will never ever forget as long as I live.

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

@caylarummens Big yikes

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

If Blake Lively and Rihanna attend the #MetGala everyone else’s outfit is irrelevant.

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

If I participate in hot girl summer it’s going to because I participated in stomach flu spring. My body really said “Water? Seems toxic send it back.”

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

@caylarummens To be fair four lokos are closer to poison than alcohol.

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

Graphite, ceramic, and glass are some of the more frail substances due to their low plasticity but are significantly durable in comparison to the male ego.

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

@caylarummens THIS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

When there’s a million COVID and sick cancellations a day and now an ice storm across the country is ruining the last problem you fixed:

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

Me: *thinks about needing to make a to do list to*
Amazon and Facebook: “…did you need a notepad for that list?”

[Carm @itscarmenbabeee]

When it’s not even noon and you’ve already responded to 80+ emails. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

Working in healthcare in another COVID surge:

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

2021 really said: “What’s your deductible? We are opening a tab“ 🏥

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

One of the lucky ones that not only has long haul taste and smell symptoms from COVID but also SVT 🤙🏻 love that for me.

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

Doctors that listen and commit to your heath journey and validate your experience >>>>>>

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

Things I will not be committing to as a mother: Elf on the shelf.
These kids leave enough crumbs and messes everywhere, you think I want to clean up after an imaginary elf? Miss me with that fam.

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

Me: *deep cleaning my house for the same 4 people that come to my house all the time* Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

Your kids still get the nutrients from carrots if they just used them to dip in ranch like fun dip right?

[Molly Hofmeister @mollyhoff84]

Me: Please be careful with that
Lucy: