☼ mol ☼

[☼ mol ☼ @mollyhweiland]

@lillie_downing @luke__challoner oh dear

[Lex @TheyCallMeLegsi]

When you’re hungover af but hear your roommates talking about the night before in the living room https://t.co/E55EAORCd7

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

BARRY ISLAND has Stacey Shipman
BARRY ISLAND has Gwen Shipman
BARRY ISLAND has Uncle Bryn
BARRY ISLAND has Nessa
BARRY ISLAND has Doris
BARRY ISLAND has Dave’s Coaches
BARRY ISLAND has Neil, the Baby https://t.co/6YqSpXdbZx

[gia @everydaygia]

Lmfaooooo someone said this looks like it’s straight out of the office and I cannot stop laughing https://t.co/inAsNX1XHf

[☼ mol ☼ @mollyhweiland]

@MikeLFC1906 @daniellatter @andruisms

[☼ mol ☼ @mollyhweiland]

@jones__01 @_N0T_H1PST3R_ @andruisms

[☼ mol ☼ @mollyhweiland]

are u havin a laugh https://t.co/laZLgYSgrG

[charlotte @arcticharl]

been using east midlands trains for nearly two years and only discovered today that they have usb plugs under the seats???? I’ve been complaining about not being able to charge my phone on these trains for 21 months

[Charlie Cooper @charliecooper11]

Christ alive https://t.co/n3bQvJLBur

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man

$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - is a mouse named stuart
$5 - owns a red convertible
$500 - over 6 feet tall

[Charlie Cooper @charliecooper11]

So weird to meet my dad after all these years

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

coachella checklist for tonight:
-pay 18 for one beer, pretend im drunk
-have a girl sit on my shoulders until my legs give out because im weak
-take one hit off a joint and then freak out and call my mom to pick me up
-get kicked out for being ugly
-flower crown

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

I HEAR THE GARAGE DOOR. IT IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. MY FEETS. ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

[lils @macdens]

me meeting drunk girls in the bathroom at parties vs me meeting drunk boys

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dear diary
i stood around all day shirtless and covered in oil in case i got an unexpected call but unfortunately i didn’t

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

What Louis Theroux Looks Like Now Will Leave You Without Words!

[Louis Theroux Bot @louistherouxbot]

I'm in North Korea to meet Molly, a former escort turned water diviner who believes masturbation is art