molly

dog mom

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Now I understand why Squidward loved staying home alone 🥹. I get it

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top tier clothes are back

[• @yducknow]

me when I use my money to survive and not to spoil myself with shopping

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I automatically think things are cancelled when it rains idk why 😭

[eliz @eliza___v]

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

“I work well under pressure”

me under pressure:

[: @_dxllz7]

rent is 50% of our income.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone

my phone:

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

very unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid and the worst era to be an adult.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Is it me or is December doing 90 mph in a 45 😭😭😭 like hold tf on…

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

rent is 50% of our income.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Erika Kirk thinks a woman's place is in the home, why doesn't she stay there and shut the fuck up?

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me after saying “excuse me” TWICE:

[princesa @myculofat]

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Are u sure you don’t mind if we cancel?"

Me :

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

genuinely the last time politics felt professional

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"