sorry I snapped

prison psychologist, writer, dog owner, witch. true crime in real time, stellar but ignored analysis. don't tell me what it feels like to be punched.

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

there are these sliding glass doors leading in and out of the prison and today one of them is busted so like. we can't leave. if you're new to this channel, on most days I am not a prisoner I just work here.

[fox rogers @notfoxrogers]

i have a gun, but don’t worry, i’m afraid to use it

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@FeistyKittyPie what happened? whatever it is I'm on your side.

[fox rogers @notfoxrogers]

i’m the only one making sense in this godamned world

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@S___Elliott I thought he did? lol like literally I thought that movie was made. this is a relevant comment I'm going to go ahead and post for all to read

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@IHearSimon this dog finds everything!

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@S___Elliott @CathyYoung63 I got it too pls tell others

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@DanielGorman20 @StevenWallaby I had a thought the other day I want to revisit it but only moderately stoked

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@chefsevenn Changing rooms at the goodwill

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

All these tweets are bombing but there's no WAY I'm the only one who wants to know more about Lena Dunham getting so fat

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

I say he was mean but that's based on one encounter when he came up to me at a bar and said "I was walking last week and you almost hit me with your car." And I. didn't care for his tone. This is 100% true guys I'm rethinking it in real time w you

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

There was a guy in my college town Circa 2010 and no one ever talked about his hook hand and when I tried to bring it up everyone told me to be quiet and I was just like a fucking hook though??? He was also really mean and crazy. Not mild mannered like you might guess.

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@DanielGorman20 @benfowlkesMMA you still live there do you know?? Surely you've seen this guy around

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

I'm not saying we need to shame her like we used to just a simple "so Lena. you got like. Weirdly fat since we last saw you. What's that about." It's like when a guy has a hook for a hand and no one talks about it. I hate that!

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@FroDiavolo I was being humble I'm super sure

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

I definitely look like a nazi but I almost for sure would not have been a nazi your girl is not joiner

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

When they say "anyone is susceptible to joining a cult," well. That's not true. It takes a like, specific blend of traits and vulnerabilities

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@DanielGorman20 Good don't test me lol

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

I have a few cherished friends I check in with when Im skewing too lunatic to make sure they're still following me so far so good

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

Honestly I don't work with female convicts but working with male criminals daily I would guess that shirilla is pretty typical. everyone is acting like she's devil incarnate but I'd say she's mid level shitty I mean she texted some apologies that's more than many crooks do

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

If you saw Netflix's The Crash but are otherwise not a super hardcore true crime follower, well. I assure you an entire genre of content has exploded around "can you believe what a bitch Shirilla is"