Molly M

life’s a mess

[Molly M @mollym798]

@DKSportsbook 780,001

[Molly M @mollym798]

@Brent_Hootie yes

[Molly M @mollym798]

NEVER

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

You know what it never was? That serious!

[Molly M @mollym798]

i love when i’m at a bar and can’t hear shit. just goin off facial expressions and vibes

[papke @keelpapke]

a drive through alaska during sunset

[Molly M @mollym798]

@Brent_Hootie 😤🥲

[Molly M @mollym798]

“Please don’t make any plans for us on Friday. The new Hogwarts game comes out that day and I want to play it on the big screen!”-@Brent_Hootie

have fun babe, i’ll make sure to get the snacks prepped & choose my book ahead of time 😂❤️

[Molly M @mollym798]

@Brent_Hootie ❤️ forever

[Molly M @mollym798]

so talented I held my phone, wallet, juul, AND drink in one hand last night so i could have the other hand available for absolutely nothing

[Molly M @mollym798]

@Brent_Hootie you first

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

bf: is that my shirt?
me: it used to be

[Molly M @mollym798]

@Brent_Hootie

[Irreverent Reverend ✊🏼🙏🏼 @TheAmberPicota]

Every marriage consists with a meteorologist & a person who hasn’t an inkling about what the weather is going to do that day.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Molly M @mollym798]

if you ever need a morale boost, go to your local bar after awhile and see all of the regulars. i love halfway.

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

your honor it was not a HIPAA violation i was simply BeingReal

[Molly M @mollym798]

a fuckin LEO

[trash jones @jzux]

quitting my job so i can be a bitch full time

[Molly M @mollym798]

retail therapy is so real, and so not good for my bank account…anyways my new purse should be here soon!

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15mins when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t 😂