molly 🍀

[gray @thatwoman]

noah kahan i’m very fond of you but im feeling physically ill right now

[mars ✁ @thegrtdivide]

the guy that works at the life ruining factory:

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

it starts raining and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive. fuck israel

[Leonard @eestn]

People will look you dead in the eye and tell you to "have respect" for a person who has spent their entire career making sure YOU don't get to live an equal and happy life, or live at all.

[erika @yeeeerika]

a pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture

[not corb @user2917489540]

you're laughing. pope francis is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you're laughing.

[Ro Burnham @dukhi_tsunoda]

i’m scared to go to an art museum because what if they decide to keep me

[fruiteas :3 🩷🤍🧡 @realfruiteas]

i take a lot of pride in being a loser dyke

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Yes, saying “hello” to common animals you see on your way to work like squirrels and pigeons makes you a better person. The science just came in.

[mike @mikeofficial]

There is genuinely nothing like libtarding out with your coworker over the news… it’s so indulgent and sinful

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | seeing h again! @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.