Mollyob

Highly impressive, if you have incredibly low standards.

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

I think I’m now older than both Gavin and Stacy’s? Who did this? I was just 10 the other day ???

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Anyone else have strangers put a few hundred dollars in their PayPal account every few years? Or is that just me?

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Wait I finished the movie, ignore me

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Ok I did a google. This is not a ‘hot take’. It’s just a take.
Night

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Ok I did a google. This is not a ‘hot take’. It’s just a take.
Night

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

WAIT! Is Jo March (of Little Women fame), gay?
She might also just be not be…. Because men also can be not right. BUT also?????? Have we explored Louisa May Alcott’s’ thoughts enough?

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

WAIT! Is Jo March (of Little Women fame), gay?
She might also just be not be…. Because men also can be not right. BUT also?????? Have we explored Louisa May Alcott’s’ thoughts enough?

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Nothing is more wild than watching friends and realising you’re not 20 years younger than the friends, but you’re the same age. You could be a FRIEND. Oh no. #old

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Nevermind, this might actually be for the best

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

@Tinder hello my entire conversations are disappearing, but the marches are still there. helppppp

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

@Tinder hello my entire conversations are disappearing, but the marches are still there. helppppp

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

It’s nice to go on dates to be called “pretty enough” by men you’ve never seen before in your life. Thanks Internet. I’m so glad you exist!!

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

I wish I could share full conversation threads from dating apps. I am doing some excellent comedic work tonight and my friends would really love the read

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

@Tinder could you please come up with some kind of sibling block? It’s weird seeing my brother. Thank u

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Self care is all fun and games until you mix up the hair cream with the face cream.
#ISurvivedthis

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Pedro Pascal really is the it girl at the moment huh

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

@jasonsegel when I search “wife” I get a little tear piccy . Pls confirm Y/N? Are u tear piccy??
(Tear as in tear, not tear… )

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

A specific moment that makes you go “heh”:
When you accidentally put your password in the name bar and you’re confronted with the ridiculousness of word/number/symbol combination you’ve chosen

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Am I getting dumber the older I get, or becoming more aware of how much I do not know

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Ok but did we ever work out what sticky keys was?

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

Years ago after third date, we hit Maccas after a night out. I thought it would be fun to go into the playground and down the big slide. He really wasn’t keen. Apparently the whole of the restaurant could hear me giggle as I came down the slide.
He ghosted me after that.

[Mollyob @mollyob22]

The bachelor should chuck a dead body at the start. Watch ratings fly!