The Artist Formally Known As Molly

The structural integrity of this cake is not very cash money. 80% void, 20% stars. Pronoun neutral.

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@youtubemusic when are we getting our wrapped? I feel left out ):

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@USPSHelp When will online tracking be back up?

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@RegalMovies your employees at your location in Idaho Falls are gosh darn superheroes who went above and beyond to make something ultimately inconsequential but important to me happen and I hope you give them all raises and promote them to king of everything immediately

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@lemoncarcass You can see in their eyes… “What floor?”

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@ejrosetta @AidanCTweets But why do YOU think it’s okay to commit an actual classifiable crime (telephony denial of service and targeted harassment) in response to something that is not illegal and you’ve just made up in your head is a crime though?

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@davey2dopexxx @madeliue_ @MelBenge @kickeep OP provided more info in other tweets so we ALL have additional facts. The mayor was a VIP and his server was assigned to ONLY his table. They had no responsibility whatsoever except to make sure the mayor was happy. I highly doubt they would have failed at their single job.

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@TeamYouTube I think you guys mislabeled it again. I’m pretty sure that’s the original version of The Chicken. Video link for you: https://t.co/LJhOQDpUrC

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@FedExHelp I’m not the best at geography but can you explain to me how you were trying to get something from Michigan to Idaho…. And it’s now in Florida? How did this happen? How many more times will you push back my expected delivery day?

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@forestminish Can I add this gif I made like the week after Midnights came out

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@youtubemusic now I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure @maimunamemon is NOT @taylorswift13 and it’d be really cool if you’d let me listen to her instead of Speak Now (Taylor’s Version), as much as SNTV does slap

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@TeamYouTube That scene of the YouTube music app doesn’t have a share option as far as I’m aware but it’s not doing it anymore either so I guess forget I said anything.

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

Hey @youtubemusic why are you flagging @taylorswift13 ‘s music that she actually owns as a a cover???? Like…. That doesn’t seem right to me???

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

Like, I KNOW that Timeless (From The Vault) is for the long lasting loves like Mary from debut but I FEEL it’s for the girlies who are writing AUs about their OTPs

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

I preordered Speak Now (TV) and on Tuesday got the notification it had shipped but it still shows me this and I’m starting to wondering if they decided to ship them out on the Edmund Fitzgerald????

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@taylornation13 I don’t know if you guys are who to ask but I preordered SN’s CD and vinyl and on Tuesday got the email that they had been shipped but when I click the link to check it, this is what the Taylor and FedEx page say. Is this normal? When can I expect what I paid for?

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

Of course I’m so excited for Taylor Swift to own Speak Now but now this means I have to go through ALL OF MY PLAYLISTS to delete the original songs and add her new ones and I have a truly unfathomable amount of playlists.

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@littlecaesars what in the hell is whoever cut your pizzas on

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

I just wish you had done that one specific thing differently.

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

@storyofseasons I’m so so so excited to actually get to play as an enby in what I think is maybe the first farming simulator I’ve ever played, but I’m a little disappointed about how your child address you.

[The Artist Formally Known As Molly @mollyoftdollys]

Again, I’m so excited for the game. I cried when I first learned I could actually be non-binary. It’s a wonderful step in inclusion and I can’t wait to pick up the game tomorrow and then be neither seen nor heard from for months while I get completely lost in the valley.