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[໊ @soysabil]

“you make me hard but she makes me weak” the 1975 really said sex is great but have you ever been in love

[𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧• @Be_like_calvin2]

Marijuana does not fix my problems. Not one bit.
It simply introduces me to the version of myself who believes I can survive them.
That's it. It also helps with physical pain.

[Zion @zionszzn]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping fr

[:3 @ghoulhag]

straight men: orgasm
gay men: orgasm
lesbians: orgasm
straight women: honestly it’s no big deal i’m just here for the cuddles i don’t mind it’s okay that i don’t orgasm sex is sex 😭❤️ we’re all trying our best it’s not his fault

[¿ @umlarp]

doing a line of hope

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

The most legendary iconic 15 seconds in cartoon history

[✧ @cessonmute]

they burned women
who knew which herbs
could end a pregnancy,
ease a fever,
numb a toothache.

they called it witchcraft.

it was healthcare.

and some of us
are still being punished
for knowing our own bodies
better than the men
who write the laws
about them.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Biggest turnoffs for an eldest daughter

1. Incompetence
2. Lack of initiative
3. Zero sense of urgency
4. Lack of consideration
5. Inconsistency.

[mdma @mollyondamoon]

@dqveed the buddha was a prince mind you

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Sometimes I forget that we live on a planet where sea otters wrap themselves in kelp so they don’t drift out to sea while they sleep. Where frogs follow elephants in the jungle to lay eggs in their footprints. Where whales lift their newborns to the surface for a breath of air.

[Big Najitss, not the little one 🫦 @SageNroses_]

7 things I'd like to experience atleast once:

a surprise birthday party
"it's you, it's always been you."
drunk confession
running into someone's arms
01:48 of champagne coast
being in someone's wallet
kiss in the rain

[parks @parkersity_9]

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Apparently a Turkish man invented the steam engine 200 years before the industrial revolution but he only made it to spin döner kebabs.

[David @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[ً @prinkasusa]

A study has revealed that a woman's preferences for male facial features can change with her menstrual cycle. For instance, when she is ovulating, she tends to be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. HOWEVER, during menstruation or menopause, she might prefer a man with duct tape over his mouth, a Spear lodged in his chest, and engulfed in flames. Further studies on this subject are unlikely.

[sine. @sneminaj]

apparently telling your coworker that you knew they were born by c-section the way they avoid labor is not acceptable

[Crazy Vibes @CrazyVibes_1]

I run a pawn shop. You see a lot of sadness here. A kid, maybe 12, came in with a guitar. It was a cheap acoustic, scratched up. "How much?" he asked. "I need to buy my mom a birthday present." I looked at the guitar. It was worth maybe $10. "Play me something," I said. He played. He wasn't great, but he had heart. He closed his eyes and strummed. "You know," I said, scratching my beard. "That's a rare model. vintage wood." "It is?" "Yeah. I can give you $50 for it. But on one condition." "What?" "You can't sell it. You have to keep it here on 'loan' and come practice on it twice a week. If you don't practice, the deal is off." He took the $50. He bought his mom a necklace. He comes in every Tuesday and Thursday. He’s getting better. I’m not buying a guitar. I’m investing in a musician.

Anonymous

[Jalen ⛎�� @ThetaOphiuchi12]

Sometimes you gotta unblock your throat chakra by cussing a mf out lol

[mdma @mollyondamoon]

@TheDivineBruxa okay but what does this mean 😫