abercrombie & bitch

Its a harsh world

[abercrombie & bitch @mollysmith13]

I’m acting like such a rich bitch but essentially I am buying Christmas presents for myself for other people to pay for and I then have to wait till Christmas to get the things back

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

do u think service dogs think other dogs are losers with no job or do u think they’re jealous of dogs with no job

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

my dentist won’t stop texting me

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[Cuppy 🧁🏒 @itsvivianlorena]

I love Halloween

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Turning off the microwave at :01 so it doesn’t beep

[abercrombie & bitch @mollysmith13]

Deffo do not get paid enough for that shit

[abercrombie & bitch @mollysmith13]

Still can’t get over the fact a 60 year old man was calling me fatty and a slag because I took his drink away because we had closed

[India Walton @Indiawaltonbflo]

If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists if you are poor.

[LADbible @ladbible]

Just a dog eating cars…

https://t.co/jLnDq0VZgm

[sweaty cum @nutslushy]

bro wasn't lying 😳😳🥴🥴💦💦