Molly's WTF Dreams

My mind is blown by my wife telling me the dreams she's had. now you can experience them too.

[Molly's WTF Dreams @mollyswtfdreams]

"I had a dream that we went on a family reunion camping trip next to a river and my cousins kept catching mice and squirrels on their fishing poles."

Pest removal service!
#DREAMS #wtfdreams

[Molly's WTF Dreams @mollyswtfdreams]

"I had a dream we were in the Avengers and me and Thor had an intervention with you to get you to go to therapy because we are both too stressed and I don't want us to die of heart attacks. Also I had boots with flowers on them."

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[Molly's WTF Dreams @mollyswtfdreams]

"I had a dream that our wedding was on a cruise ship, but all they served to eat was three different flavors of custard."

#wtf
#wtfdreams
#dreams
#wtfmollydream

[Molly's WTF Dreams @mollyswtfdreams]

"I had a dream that we were at a beach wedding and my cousin and I went to get drinks at 7-11. She drove my car into the building because she had a stroke. She was okay but when I called her mom to tell her she called me a cunt."

#wtf
#dreams
#dream
#weirddream
#wtfmollydream

[Molly's WTF Dreams @mollyswtfdreams]

(2/2) They also had powers but I don't remember what they were. We had to go into the desert to either rescue someone or hunt a dragon, it changed throughout the dream. I was trying to find boots for the desert but I could only find snow boots."

#wtf
#weirddreams
#mollydreams

[Molly's WTF Dreams @mollyswtfdreams]

(1/2) " I had a dream that I was a child who lived at a manor in London. The neighbors next door had two dogs that were also snakes. One breathed ice and the other breathed fire. There were also two sets of gothic twins, two boys and two girls.
#weirddreams #dreams

[Molly's WTF Dreams @mollyswtfdreams]

"I had a dream that I got drunk and got a tattoo of a unicorn drinking a martini and also one of a rat holding a machete."

[Molly's WTF Dreams @mollyswtfdreams]

"I had a dream you got mad at me because we were planting a garden and I broke the T. Like I broke the letter T... I don't even know what that means. "

[Molly's WTF Dreams @mollyswtfdreams]

"I had a dream that a small bird flew out of my foot. It got there because I had a worm inside my foot and apparently it brought a bird with it. The bird had 14 babies.

Then four worms crawled out of my foot and a bunch of sludge came out."

Huh?