molly

cats, coffee, yoga, sarcasm

[molly @mollythehuman_]

in case y’all wanna know where I come from

[molly @mollythehuman_]

@baileymthur Wow these tweets are wild, girl! A singular tweet proved that everyone who voted for Biden has Sally feelings? Yikes!

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Hey @netflix @hulu @amazon @disneyplus, wanna help the nation right now? Make your streaming services free during the pandemic and people would be self quarantined as HELL

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

Retweet to #VoiceSaveShawn

[molly @mollythehuman_]

@NBCTheVoice #VoiceSaveShawn

[molly @mollythehuman_]

@NBCTheVoice #VoiceSaveKim

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@CarsonDaly said “Apparently God was watching NBC tonight” and I fucking LOST it. You are the king 👑

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@madisontraffic the stoplights are NOT OPERATING on the East Broadway exit on the beltline, other stoplights on Broadway are our as well

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Ethan got drunk and now he won’t stop singing the Paul Bunyan song

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@not_sadanymore Honestly I’ve reached full level petty and have just started STEADY interrupting the interuptors- all my neighbors are dudes and they’re learning a lot

[molly @mollythehuman_]

One of my favorite things to say to angry white men is “I wish you peace buddy”

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@baileymthur @not_sadanymore I LOVE YOU

[molly @mollythehuman_]

An epic:

@TTChilders is the man and switched venues to accommodate more people. Catch me at his show on my 22nd 🌻

[molly @mollythehuman_]

A tragedy:

@TTChilders is playing at the Majestic on my birthday and the tickets are sold out.

My heart hurts man

[molly @mollythehuman_]

@TTChilders thanks so much for moving your venue in Madison! Feelin pretty damn lucky to be seeing you on my birthday. Seeya in October! 🌻

[Blythe Baird 🎀 @blythe_baird]

no gender reveal party for me!! when the day comes I will have a zodiac sign reveal party and instead of “omg it’s a girl!” It’ll be all like “IT’S A GEMINI, BITCH!!”

[molly @mollythehuman_]

We had a daycare come chill w the memory care residents and suddenly this one lil dude goes “Wow, old people are actually fun!”

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@not_sadanymore Fuck the man plus we’ll still get your order right 💅🏼

[molly @mollythehuman_]

@not_sadanymore YES BITCH

[molly @mollythehuman_]

A tragedy:

@TTChilders is playing at the Majestic on my birthday and the tickets are sold out.

My heart hurts man

[molly @mollythehuman_]

Rock on, Pastor Dave