Molly

whatever is on my mind. literally

[Molly @mollywardd]

Long story short - someone date me so I don’t die by choking on chicken nuggets alone in my apartment

[Molly @mollywardd]

Sometimes I think “am I under-dressed?”and then I remember I live in Denver, Colorado

[Molly @mollywardd]

It’s time for the annual reading of the fights going down in my hometown’s Facebook group about fireworks

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Can’t wait to use Prime Day to buy everything in my cart even though it’s not on sale

[Molly @mollywardd]

Why is trying to find a chair at a pool so embarrassing

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Nothing beats a cardamom latte

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@RobynDixonRHOP is on one this season and I am here 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 it

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Petition to make smaller serving sizes of burrata

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I went to this burger place and I was like I’ll take a Diet Coke and he was like is Diet Pepsi ok? And I was like actually I’ll take an IPA

[Molly @mollywardd]

Why do dads sign their texts

- Dad

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Y’all need to help me out and just tell me what your costume is

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Elitch Gardens should not be on the side of I-25. I almost got into a car crash watching someone get thrown into the sky on a ride lol

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How come “good morning” is hello, but “good night” is goodbye

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Damn I can spend $100 at the nursery real quick

[Molly @mollywardd]

How come every time I see an Amazon delivery driver I want to say “thank you for your service“

[Molly @mollywardd]

You ever go on social media as soon as you wake up and just feel like shit the rest of the day? My poor little brain just wants another dopamine hit

[Molly @mollywardd]

Accidentally reloaded my Starbucks gift card so now every time I get coffee it’s free

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The employees at the Cherry Creek Apple store are a whole damn vibe. I want to work there

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It’s annoying that the squeaky wheel gets the grease because it takes so much energy to be the squeaky wheel

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Wait so millionaires on reality tv use Bumble? Sign me up!

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I’m sad I didn’t get property before this crazy market, but at least I got a car before it all