Nothing gives main character energy like strutting through the airport in heels with a banger in your ears. Bubble immediately bursts when you crawl into your sister’s Subaru
Never felt closer to 30 than standing in the kitchen at 11 pm on Friday after 5 beers sipping electrolytes, laughing at reels, with the hum of the air fryer in the background ✌🏻
I love making a big pot of something for us to “eat all week” and then immediately deciding I hate that meal and couldn’t possible eat it again. The best.
A pro of having me in your wedding is I will complain about it to everyone and also have heinous sports bra tan lines that ruin your photos. Who could resist!
My personality has become waking up at 6 am on Saturday to go for a long run and then spending the rest of the day watching Julia Roberts movies in the couch.
No look as dirty as the one I give to a car trying to turn right on red while I’m running through the crosswalk. If you think I won’t run in front of your car, you are in for a treat.
my bf opens his eyes in the morning and im like
👸🏻: im hungry, i think this girl i follow on instagram broke up with her boyfriend but i can’t really tell, im thirsty, people are trying to cancel this teen tiktoker for thrifting too much, i want a bagel can we go now? monkeypox-
A slight break in humidity this morning and everyone looks like world beaters. I told you that your fitness was improving and that Mother Nature was the reason for the sluggishness.
jason sudeikis, jason bateman, ed helms and will forte being mumford and sons in the hopeless wanderer music video is still my favorite thing in the world.