The 3 year old I nanny for was asking about where I go to school and I said I’m in college and he goes, “this isn’t college, this is my house.” It may be that I’m sleep deprived but I thought that was the funniest freakin thing I’ve ever heard.
In honor of today’s schedule release and anticipating an Eagles-Vikings Week 1 rematch...
Here’s a #tbt to when the @Vikings thought they would take over Philadelphia, beat us in our house, and go on to host the Super Bowl.
This is how that turned out:
Hey guys!! I am the lottery winner of $451 Million. With this opportunity I will do good for humanity, I am giving back $1,000 to the first 100K that retweet this post!!
the human has discovered. that they enjoy. lightly poking my cheek. i don’t know why that is. but i let it happen. because i see how happy. it makes them