molly chapman

shippensburg ecology ‘23 | tortoise mom | she her

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

new hair, who dis?

💙 blue ruin + narwhal
💚 kowabunga
@gooddyeyoung @yelyahwilliams

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

how the fuck are you supposed to water those plants

[cj- @cjnieI]

beautiful house in New Mexico by Raquel Allegra

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Find your Pleasing.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I invented a rolling tray.

[juni @wtfffjuni]

not to self diagnose but something is wrong

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

pain.

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

Every Congress person gets 12 weeks paid parental leave as a term of their employment. We, the taxpayers, pay for their family leave, but they won’t vote to let us pay for ours.

[Lillie E. Franks, on her bad content arc @onyxaminedlife]

I apologize for not responding to your e-mail sooner. One day all of us will have to convince ourselves we spent the gift of time on earth well.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

"we can't cancel student debt it's unfair to people who paid theirs off"

[jam @fcknjam]

SHE BETTER TALK HER SHIT!!!!!!

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

2021 finna graduate college 🎓 Taking my grad pics today 🥺😍

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

my IUD insertion was the most painful experience of my life. I’ve had several broken bones, appendicitis, muscle sprains, tattoos, concussions, and none of them came CLOSE to that pain. They told me to take ibuprofen and wouldn’t give me a doctors note to take the day off work.

[Imogene Cancellare, PhD @biologistimo]

It blows my mind that the same system that gives patients morphine for dental work has almost zero protocol for anesthetics and/or pain relievers when it comes to procedures involving the cervix or uterus.

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

@buggirl my dad radicalized me…

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

“sorry for the late reply, every day is a battle to work up the energy to get out of bed and I’ve lost all grasp on the flow of time”

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

one day he will conquer the flower pot

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

i hope everyone is ready for the renaissance in multi level marking girlbosses since all the mean girls i went to high school with are now getting rejected from nursing school because they refuse to get vaxed

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

who knew all i needed to do to land more merch gigs was stop pursuing music business

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

harold and i living our hot girl lives

[molly chapman @mollyykc]

it’s 401k renewal season and i am once again distraught with the idea of saving for retirement when i know god damn well that this planet will not be habitable by the time i am 60

[♡graciepoo♡ @9wacie]

the feminine urge to play dumb (strategically)