Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

Down with the UK state's accursed sugar tax (“Soft Drinks Industry Levy"). Aspartame, my arse! Bring back proper fizzy pop!

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

For the near future this account will primarily be used in a quixotic one-man crusade against the UK bandit state’s accursed sugar tax (“Soft Drinks Industry Levy”) and the subsequent lack of any decent fizzy pop in Britain.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

TFL claim it wasn’t them: https://t.co/G2LQ7mWQOp

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

Bwahahaha, TFL tried to depict a balding middle-aged man in that vile Corporate Memphis art style and it ended up looking like something else.

[Flibbertigibbet @antisxg]

Disgusting insinuation in this campaign. Absolutely appalling @MayorofLondon @TfL @ACT

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@galtontheroller What is the charge? Smuggling a beachball? A succulent orange beachball?

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

I’d say “learn to code”, but that ship has also sailed.

[Ryan Browne @Ryan_Browne_]

Welp. The reaction to this is purely the reason I've been spending much less time on this app. It rewards toxicity at the expense of rational, thoughtful conversation.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@Ryan_Browne_ “Welp. I said something dumb, defending someone else who said something dumb. People noticed and now I will blame the ‘app’ rather than myself”.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@ScaryEurope Why does he keep repeating "do ask me any questions you like" in that nasal voice? Is he simple?

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@MightBeDD @PYeerk We realise. Just stay away from kids you degenerate.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

Mr Blobby's crimes.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

Some lovely wikipedia vandalism from this IP address. This one has been up for four years: https://t.co/XGod01QeUF

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

Past members of Blazin' Squad

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@AAMCMLXXVII @zannymb This country has many double-barelled head girls.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

I love how @zannymb (the media personification of the smug European consensus that has inflicted such demographic disaster on our continent), must rely on meaningless snarl words like “scary” and “dog whistle”, only to be surgically rebuffed with cold, hard Teutonic reason.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

The leftist propagandist who asked Elon Musk if he understood why people loathe him just tried to pressure AfD leader Alice Weidel into disavowing remigration because Syrian and Afghan migrants find it scary.

Weidel doubles down: They all have to go back. They’re responsible for most of the crime. We don’t want a caliphate in our country.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@AndrewOrlowski It was bloody annoying not being able to find each other before mobiles.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@neso_energy "...with hindsight we can now see that the assumptions underlying NESO's Winter Outlook 2026/2027 models were faulty and designed to give the answers desired by management." - Official Enquiry Report 2028.

Just call me a time traveller.

[Anton Hofmiller @bnzchr]

A lot of nominally anti-immigration people have a really bad mental model of the world, and they don't really understand on a visceral level what the population levels of India, Nigeria, Pakistan, Philippines etc look like - there is a de facto *infinite* supply of these people and by simple entropic logic they will get *everywhere* in the absence of extremely strict controls at both ends.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@baylissbaghdad

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@PYeerk The few comedy things I go to see are sold out ages in advance. This is grim. Money isn’t everything, but he probably could have rode Gervais’ coat tails to Hollywood if he wanted. Karl Pilkington gets ad work and prime time TV cameos.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

Compared to useless Google, AI is a magic oracle for retrieving childhood memories when given only vague clues: "A book I read in the late 1980s. It had Captain Hook in it. Mentioned he went to Eton. Maybe involved travel between worlds?". https://t.co/ZfCrmBtQjA

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@supermeteor331 @PYeerk You’re either a propagandised child, a maladjusted misanthrope or a pedophile. My guess is the first, so hopefully you’ll grow out of it before becoming one of the other two.

[Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @molmutius]

@cosmorxn Just shows that propaganda works and doesn’t have to be sophisticated.