molly neumann

perfectly imperfect

[molly neumann @molneumann]

@realDonaldTrump How is joy weak? How has she failed? What’s dangerous about her liberal nature? Please explain. Donny boy, your days are done saying straight up lies and expecting it to work. Get a new act.

[molly neumann @molneumann]

there’s a moment in the new @tryguys without a recipe they compare to making bread six years ago as they stand in an apron look while one holds a beer and all look like someone at the grill. very different than the chaotic first bread attempt.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl are like “can you turn down the AC” and it’s like ok so semantically what do u mean by that

[molly neumann @molneumann]

never understood why parents write a social media love letter to their child who are toddlers as if they will read it

[Q @UptownBimbo]

Architectural Digest could never

[molly neumann @molneumann]

watching reels is really fun now a days when every other one is someone asking you to share their video for monetary reasons

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If you're thinking about having a campfire maybe read the room and don't

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

i hope these two are having a great pride month

[molly neumann @molneumann]

if your close friends don’t keep on their snap location 🚩

[molly neumann @molneumann]

no one talk to me I just saw how much my screen time went up since college ended

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

omw to get a little treat for motivation to do incredibly simple tasks

[molly neumann @molneumann]

@BuzzFeed @fulcrum702

[molly neumann @molneumann]

The strangest that happens in ed recovery is how quick you grow aversions to your old safe foods. I may never eat a banana again