Molly Riley🌹

[Conor @SHburna]

IF YOU ADMIRE SOMEONE GO AHEAD AND TELL THEM. PEOPLE NEVER GET THE FLOWERS WHY THEY CAN STILL SMELL THEM

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my brain at 3am:

[grace @gracefurby]

Anyway here’s the text my grandpa sent when my great grandma died

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

In absolute disbelief that I drove a car with a roof that leaked for 5 years and 3 days after I finally get it fixed my car gets totaled in a hit and run. Unreal luck

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

No Christmas song is ever beating The Fairytale of New York

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

@SirWalnuts211 You’re welcome for that memo

[omar @DripArab]

“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life”

me in my 20s:

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

@_carlyfuller just got us kicked out of Citizens Bank Park for trying to run on the field after the game

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

@SirWalnuts211 Did you say “rock and roll” as you were tumbling down this hill?

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

My Mammom waits for me to post my Wordle score on Facebook every day. It’s literally the highlight of her day

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

I am officially a number in the statistics for victims of catalytic converter theft 😿

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

“What’s 50-12” 42. “No…. 50-12….” Ohhhhh. 32! 🤦🏻‍♀️ @chrispalazzo27 Work on your simple subtraction bud

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

Just got a tattoo sorry mom

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

Vacation has made me realize I love corona light now

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

I have never been relaxed in my life while getting a pedicure

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

Staying in on a Friday night doing homework with a bottle of wine watching Tiny Desk Concerts has made me never want to go out on a Friday night again

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

@big_jimlogan @mareotoolee When double J gives you more love on Twitter than @wildwoodbob916

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

Refuse to get a new car but will still drive my car that leaks through the roof every single time it rains and bitch about it

[Molly Riley🌹 @molriley]

@SirWalnuts211 Thanks boss hopefully it was just the combo of tequila and blackberry last night that got me down bad