Mom Thots

[Mom Thots @mom_thots]

@MarcBroussard Bringing my son, Parker, to the show in Cincy. Not only does he love your music, but he also shares a birthday with ya. He would love to recreate this photo (circa 2013). We’re excited to see you and celebrate #Carencro20 !!

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@MarcBroussard Pre-order is complete and I’m looking forward to seeing you in Cincinnati next year. Congrats, bro! #CarencroTurnsTwenty

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Desperately looking for a vinyl copy of #Carencro by @MarcBroussard. It’s the only one I’m lacking in my collection. Help!

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@mattrife @united This is why I always fly @Delta

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@johnrich @johnrich being an entitled, white, misogynist, uninformed piece of shit. Are we surprised? No. Not surprised that his followers jumped on his backwards hillbilly train to say horrible things to a stranger. I’m betting these are the same people that claim to be Christians.

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Maybe @elonmusk shouldn’t have fired so many competent and loyal @Twitter employees. Or maybe he’s just a cry baby. #Threads #momthots

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@MarcBroussard That would be amazing!

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@DebraBe16141698 Ummm… Sean Connery was Scottish. So based on your opinion, he should never have been cast. Way to show your racism. Yikes!

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@disparutoo James Bond is a fictional character. Relax, racist.

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@suemcdonald342 @007 Get over yourself. James Bond is a fictional character. #youredefracist

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Is there anything better than freshly laundered bedding? The answer is no. If you said yes, you’re wrong. #momthots

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Got a Taylor book today from my friend, Katie. She knows me All To Well. @taylorswift13 #taylorswift  #taylorswiftbook

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Instead of canceling the Late Late Show, @CBS - bring back @CraigyFerg ‼️

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Being 40, having to poop, and sneezing on your way to the bathroom is not a desirable combo. #thisis40 #momthots

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Bring awake this early on a Saturday is a sin. If I believed in sin, that is. #ilovesleep #momthots

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@mtgreenee The U.S. needs a divorce from you, psycho female. #momthots

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@laurenboebert As long as your Lord stays out of politics.

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Parents in the drop off/pickup lane are the bane of my existence. Fucking pull all the way up. It’s Jr. High; you’re kid doesn’t need to be right in front of the fucking front door. #momthots

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@gbellnasa If you had any kind of heart, sympathy or empathy, you wouldn’t share the video. It was traumatizing enough watching it live. And making this about your crazy conspiracy agenda proves you’re less than human. #stfu #stopsharingthevideo