benny

the ocean’s no place for a squirrel | BYUI 2022 | connor 💍

[benny @momaesthetic_]

current hyperfixation: this™

[Nathan McDermott @natemcdermott]

We probably won’t ever see anything like this for the rest of our lives

[extremely ill man in sewer drain @sludge_worm]

Everyone in hysterics: Twitter is ending! It's going down it's all over! Nooo no no no No more Twitter 😢

Jamaican-coded Alien who landed in my backyard: I came dim down tah dat eart' in me UFO tah try one dem dere Goga Golas

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If otters were human sized that would be like, so intense.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

“Men used to go to war” “men were sent to hunt and provide” please know that no matter what time period, I never would have done that shit. I would’ve been in the town square calling myself a philosopher saying “well… some things ARE and some things are NOT”

[Evan Dahm @evandahm]

saw this in a dream

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

Imagine if this album had dropped when social media existed. We’d all be losing our minds.

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Cheek to Cheek the monkey couple.
Birthday: October 21, 2006.
“As melodic as your favorite tune
As romantic as the stars and moon
My love for you makes my knees weak
So hold me closely; cheek to cheek !”

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Snoops the raccoon.
Birthday: October 20, 2004.
“Under the porch, behind a tree
I wonder what it is I’ll see ?
I love to search and to explore
A good friend’s what I’m looking for !”

[Miss Piggy @MissPiggy]

Have you ever found yourself saying, "I shouldn't buy that. When would I have an excuse to wear it?" Take it from moi: Buy it and wear it whenever and wherever you want! Who needs an excuse to look fabulous?!

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

When you ask me if I ate at chilis 3 days in a row

[Tim Gill @timgill924]

Jordan Peterson derails every question into utter nonsense because he has nothing of substance to say.

https://t.co/VF7RdJTN5K

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

unironic "oh gosh" sayers

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

Ryan Murphy productions are always written like how I would make my Barbies talk to each other

[chain @eatatchain]

yes

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Poet the monkey.
Birthday: October 16, 2004.
“Straight from a heart that’s pure and true
This poem is my gift to you
To ask you if you would be mine
My one and only Valentine !”

[danlet @evildanevil]

My pug (9M) won’t stop gaslighting me (22F) to believe it’s his breakfast time at 2am

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

(2/2)

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

the hero (1/2)

[Latter-day Prophet Quotes @LDProphetQuotes]

“I remind you that no man who makes disparaging remarks concerning those of another race can consider himself a true disciple of Christ. Nor can he consider himself to be in harmony with the teachings of the Church of Christ.” -Gordon B. Hinckley

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

if i was in my little pony and i didn’t like my cutie mark i would actually blow up the whole town