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brain alive

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time was

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when it's a full moon and Jewel comes on and Dawson starts crying

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my whole family pooed twice today

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Pho-friendly bathrooms

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spaghetti and milk

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treat people who eat butter with respect

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This is the rhythm of the night, the night, oh yeah. This is the rhythm of my life, myyyy liiiife, oh yeah!

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just really going ham on this box of raisins though

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treat me like a human

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I'm such a person

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Where can I get a crazy straw?

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go saunter somewhere

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cabbage doesn't taste like much unless it's kimchi huh?

[googone @googone]

I hope it's a cloudy day.

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highly recommended if you have 10 hours to spare https://t.co/3vezZm6FOp

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did someone say tennis ball?

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you go to buy glasses and you leave with perspective

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90s eddie vedder was such a free spirit babe

[Willie Wood @WillieBillyWood]

Why is anybody ever confident?