McPheeee

I don't have a bio. I was born yesterday. Yup, there is no danger or scandal or excitement in my bio.

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@MacrowMatt @MarkKaboly Yes, this was better.

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@jonlovett It wouldn’t let me donate because I’m Canadian. Oh shit, did I just try to foreign-interference your election with $30? 😳🤷🏼‍♀️😉

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@ConanOBrien Sorry we are closed.

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@WursterPat @ProjectLincoln Me too!!!!

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

this is...kidnapping

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What the fuck is happening in America? This is sickening. Little wannabe Army man cosplaying tubbos assaulting a Vietnam bet.

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@RebelWilson I don’t miss the $30 movie tickets and $20 popcorn. Movies have been increasingly expensive for years now.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

Laura, you live in New York. Livestream yourself walking the streets without a mask. Ride the subway. Shake strangers hands. Visit an ER without PPE and hug the nurses & doctors. Be the vessel that proves the mainstream media liars and liberate our nation. This is your moment!

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

There's really no way to describe what we're seeing.

Our new reality is unreal.

The people and places we've known so long & so well have been transformed.

Our ERs are ICUs.

Everything looks, sounds and feels different.

Just one week and it's a whole different world.

THREAD

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@MamaFriend1996 @timfris @hannahferrier_ People are talking about both so there’s no way to know what which film we are being asked about. And it’ll depend on which generation of adults is responding. 😂

[Cornelia Griggs @CorneliaLG]

My babies are too young to read this now. And they’d barely recognize me in my gear. But if they lose me to COVID I want them to know Mommy tried really hard to do her job. #GetMePPE #NYC

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@Coogcheese @DeanObeidallah @mchastang84 @realDonaldTrump Canada does, moron. We are kicking ass up here.
Our PM brought as many Canadians stuck abroad home as fast as he could while your idiot wanted to leave a cruise ship indefinitely floating offshore. 🙄

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@gregmlarsen Two words: Orange Fuckwit

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@ElizabethBanks This might just be the most American thing I have ever seen in my life. And I could not look away....I’m so ashamed. 😂🙈

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@chrislhayes Not nearly enough. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

Due to recent safety concerns I am officially announcing I am self quarantined. That means I will be staying home, embracing being anti social and having all life items delivered.

So basically nothing’s changed.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Trump is ignoring the lessons of 1918 flu pandemic that killed millions, historian says https://t.co/GM4MvgdTx4

[UCLA Gymnastics @uclagymnastics]

A homecoming performance that would make @Beyonce proud! @DennisNia made us lose our breath with her 9.975 on floor exercise last weekend in Pauley.

Who else is crazy in love with her routine? 😍

[McPheeee @momcphee]

@maddow Or they could go on ahead with the meeting and we could all hope to hell that somehow Donald contracts corona and all of our problems would be solved....😋

[McPheeee @momcphee]

See

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

This is what happens when you let #cancelculture spin out of control. It's the same attitude, just taken a little further. We take your livelihood. Let's just go ahead and take your life. #LetsAgreeToDisagreeAgain