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[Ms. Angie @AngelMwendee]

All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.

[ؘ 𝖂 @privwendley]

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[McD...🍀 @MccccccD67x]

Lol

[MapleStax Trades @MapleStax]

“Men used to go to war”

9:30 market open is war bro

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

When you see your ex genuinely happy without you. 😅💔

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

When she starts talking about body counts, so I have to explain to her that scoring 10 goals isn’t the same as conceding 10:

[メ @BjaySwag]

bananas don’t give a fuck about any other fruit in a smoothie.

[BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀 @Boomluck1zz]

I open Flashscore, see disaster wey dey there

[$$$ky 𓅓 @skyyreturns]

I really felt it when Drake said:

"I tried, I tried, I tried, till the R switched places with the I"

[HoodRich $ @HoodRich4Pres]

Fuck getting shot u ever lost a parlay by 1 leg? Different pain

[Chastechavu @chastechavu]

when you forget to keep your mind busy and suddenly get flashbacks of everything you survived

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

"good morning babe ❤️"
"morning"*

[𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐢 @LitSego]

Coke Zero is too good to be zero calories man someone is lying.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Practice always makes perfect.

[acce @accekid]

"Are you able to work under pressure"

Me who used to write the homework while the teacher is collecting it:

[ybg thami @bigsouljaboyy]

🙎🏾‍♂️:I’m in your city
🙎🏽‍♀️:Have fun!

[wILLard @willardthegoat]

“sent 2h ago”
status update: 2m

[S.M @SandileM__]

“No location found “

[R3CTOR @r3ctorr]

When you’re in the exam hall and bro tries to sit on the chair you saved for the smart kid