leggo my meggo

I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.

[leggo my meggo @momegmoproblems]

My dad and brother wanted Chipotle so they flew to Vancouver to get some

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

first day back in office after a 4 day weekend

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i'm not done spending money on mamma mia though so this race isn't over just yet

[Nancy Coleman @nancylcoleman]

she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress

[Pete Cooper @PeteMRCooper]

The standard warnings that apply when dating zoologists

[Man 🐳 @mannyvizz]

only hot chicks love pickles

[leggo my meggo @momegmoproblems]

grad school is weird like years ago someone decided animals were interesting and now i have to write a thesis??

[Cher @cher]

Sorry I’ve Been MIA.
Been having Personal Problems

[Janis Irwin @JanisIrwin]

Receipts:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the most important date is the one where u make him watch mamma mia and mamma mia 2: here we go again as a double feature to test how many abba songs he knows and to see if he’s man enough to cry at the end of the second one

[kallie @KWischoff]

I hate 🔔 let’s talk day….🧵

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

these are the two wolves living inside me

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

We don't know why but we can't get enough of hearing Rico the porcupine snacking!

[leggo my meggo @momegmoproblems]

Good morning to everyone except people who don’t brush the snow off their headlights

[Kanika Talwar @Kanika_Talwar]

The only Emily that belongs in Paris!

[Cher @cher]

Sorry I’ve Been Mia.I Don’t feel Quite Right When We Dont Talk,But sometimes There’s too much on my plate.

[leggo my meggo @momegmoproblems]

i wasn’t gonna do much for my bday since i just moved to a new province & wasn’t super close with many people but today all my new friends came out with me & left me birthday notes on my desk & bought me champagne &got the whole bar to sing me happy birthday MY HEART IS SO FULL❤️