incompetentmommy

IncompetentMommy of two precious terrors. Just trying her best to make not-terrible decisions and ensure her babies know that IncompetentMommy loves them.

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

Looking out my window, this is the roof of my car.

Given the choice between shoveling and parenting three stir crazy children........

Who am I kidding? There is no contest. If you need me, I'll be up to my ears in the driveway.

#nlwx #nlblizzard2020 #stormageddon2020 #momlife

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

In case you're wondering how life is going with a 5 year old, 3 year old, and 11 month old, hubs just roared, "NO ONE IS HAVING ANY FUN UNTIL YOU EAT YOUR DINNER."

So I guess you could say we've got it pretty much under control.

#momlife #sendcoffee #parenting

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

Came home to find the dog had tracked poop all over the floor.

Me to husband: Ugh. I think it's time to get rid of the D-O-G.

5: D-O-G spells dog! YOU JUST SAID IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF THE DOG!

🤦

Husband needs to learn French.

#momlife #kids #TuesdayThoughts #family

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

#momlife

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

Serious post:
Today, I had my first "bad day" I've had in a really long time.
My first "I wish I could just stop existing" day in years.
Logged on to social media and discovered it's #WorldSuicidePreventionDay
I'm okay. My mind is so tired, but tomorrow is a new day. 💗

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

My oldest starts Kindergarten on Friday. 😭😭😭

I have become the mother I have mocked for so long.

#Kindergarten #momlife #momsbaby #allthefeels #timeslowdown

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

3: I peed!

Me: Oh dear. That's okay. Would you like another pull-up?

3: Yes please!

Me: *Goes off to get pull-up*

3: *Runs back into playroom with no pants on in the meantime*

3: Hey, 5! Wanna see my butt crack?!

🤦
#momlife #pottytraining #toddlerlife #classy

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

Walmart 8am this morning.

6 Month Old: *wailing at the top of her lungs*

Random lady: Awww, poor baby. Is she hungry?

Me: No, that's just her personality.

🤦
#momlife #baby #sendhelp #sendcoffee #sendwine #somuchcrying

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

Today, my 4 year old joined his friend in a chummy game of, "lets pee in this cup and throw it on our friend."

I guess you could say the other kid was pissed. 😏

How's YOUR Friday going?

#momlife #kids #punny #parenting #itseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

Motherhood, represented by PB&J.

#momlife #kids #toohottocook

[NatashaAnn @looksliketuttut]

Before children I had no idea that a decade could go by in 5 minutes and 50 years all at the same time

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

This is my life now.

#momlife #kids #toddlerlife #missindependent #uhoh

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

I am done adulting. I have no adulting left in my body.

#momlife #kids #winetime

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

Haven't started my EBF baby on solids yet, because she's not sitting independently. Pretty sure she's not starvin', though. 😏

#momlife #sumobaby #breastfeeding #SaturdayMorning

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

I didn't realize that bandaids had magical properties until I had children.
Small cut? Bandaid.
Brother looked at you wrong? Bandaid.
Mom gave you wrong coloured popsicle? Bandaid.
It's the perfect excuse to plaster yourself with glorified stickers, I guess?

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

Just out of curiosity... any #parents out there who do NOT have a TV?

#momlife #screentime #kids #family #parenting #TV

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

@SnarkyMommy78 Is there any other reason for a beach vacation, really?

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

6:30am without kids: Sound asleep.
6:30am with a 5month old, 2 and 4 year old: Freezedance with #GoogleHome.
How's your early morning going?
#momlife #coffee #SaturdayMorning #lifewithkids #youresocoolyoureicecold #ThanksGoogle

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

@cynspo Coffee!! Libraries for the win. <3

[incompetentmommy @momincompetent]

I made a "To Do" list with 2 and 4 today. Here are the pressing tasks they came up with.

Adulting is no fun.

#momlife #adulting #reallifesucks #todolist #familytime