Drama Queens Momma

Raising 4 kids. Living the dream. Somebody pinch me. I'm afraid the drama is for real...

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower*
me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?

[Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22]

My 4 son just begged by saying, "Dad, pretty pretty please with Jesus on top." So now I think it might be a sin if I don't give in.

[SoulBrodeler @SoulYodeler]

Omg I'm so thirsty-

*Kool-Aid Man busts through wall* OH YEAHH

*Sugar-free zero calorie Kool-Aid Man jiggles door handle* LITTLE HELP HERE

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

If you've never eaten like someone was about to steal it from you, we can't be friends.

[Danielle Herzog @dherzogauthor]

Met someone who watched just one #Netflix show a night. Like, they didn't binge in one sitting. It was like meeting the elusive Bigfoot.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Thought about doing some sit-ups today.

Then my stomach was like, "whoa, we don't do sit-ups."

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

I'm at my most Cinderella when I'm scrubbing crayon marks off the floor and desperately trying to find my five-year-old's missing sneaker.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Being a parent is kind of like being a taxi driver.

Except you don't get paid & all of your customers complain that they're thirsty.

[Drama Queens Momma @Momma_Dramas]

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[Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream]

I wonder if the inventor of tupperware spends 20 minutes each morning trying to find a top that matches his bottoms.

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

5yo: I want a snack.

M: You can have a yogurt smoothie.

5: I NEED CHOICES!

M: Ok. You can have a yogurt smoothie or you can have nothing.

[Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22]

Family vacations are 80% just yanking your kids around and saying, "Let's get your picture.by this thing."

[Bandersnaaatch @Bandersnaaatch]

Every cereal box in this house looks like it was ripped open by Wolverine.

[Drama Queens Momma @Momma_Dramas]

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[Drama Queens Momma @Momma_Dramas]

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[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: Why do you go to work?

Me: They pay me a salary.

4-year-old:

Me:

4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence

at least we don't have to save for college