jordan 'flash'

Put the career aside to raise my kids. Just the ramblings of a Mississippi housewife.

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

RT to save @TheJohnnybliss from elimination now. #VoicePlayoffsJohnny

[David Crowder @crowdermusic]

Reminder parents, Easter egg hunts serve as proof your kids can pick things up when they want to.

[epicurious @epicurious]

Butter is the answer to most questions.
https://t.co/jRiHFKNxFV

[jordan 'flash' @mommaflash_]

#Motherhood: taking top 40 songs and changing the lyrics to everyday life.

Example: To the tune of “Sorry, Not Sorry” —

“Momma I’m hungry! I’m so hungry!” 🤷🏻‍♀️

[jordan 'flash' @mommaflash_]

@DatelineNBC That he is!

[jordan 'flash' @mommaflash_]

Conversations with Paul. Because being a responsible adult isn’t bad when there’s #Dateline.

[jordan 'flash' @mommaflash_]

Stay at home mom status:

folded all the laundry. Now let me reward myself with a spoonful of chocolate icing. 🤪🤷🏻‍♀️

[jordan 'flash' @mommaflash_]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/JKQJ2bPces How To Adjust / Change Height | RAINFOREST JUMPEROO Fisher Price

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Every woman who has ever been 8 1/2 months along and heard the Christmas story wishes she could write her own Bible commentary proposing what it would’ve been like for a woman who couldn’t see her own feet to make that trip from Nazareth to Bethlehem then be refused a hotel room.

[The Lead CNN @TheLeadCNN]

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Little girls, there’s hope on the horizon tonight for a land where you can grow up to be big girls. Strong girls. Seen girls. Heard girls who know how to stand up tall, throw your shoulders back, lift your chins high and loudly say…

NO.

[John Legere @JohnLegere]

Join me, T-Mobile’s CEO, because I’m not all just fun and memes – I’ll give you a chance to win free stuff, too! 🎉

[Danielle @danielledeniece]

We’re doubling down on #HR4HR! $2 per tweet to support hurricane recovery!! @TMobile

[Above the Mendoza @ATMbandPA]

For every RT of THIS TWEET we'll donate $1 to @RedCross for Hurricane relief & $1 to @avfti to #saveourscene! Friends tweet #HR4HR & join!

[Lady Gaga Charts @charts_lady]

Retweet to help hurricane victims #HR4HR T-Mobile will donate $0,50 for every tweet and retweet #LittleMonsters

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

Damn McCourt! #HR4HR

[Yoenis Cespedes @ynscspds]

Let’s raise money for all those affected by the devastating Hurricanes in Texas, Florida, and Puerto Rico. #HR4HR

[Tylor hill-hanson @tylormark611]

All I have to do is tweet #HR4HR and money gets donated. That’s it?

[Ashley Bertrand @TlAshleyb34]

Hey friends whenever you send a tweet use #hr4hr to donate to hurricane relief!

[🩷🧡💛SheHasMoxie💚🩵💜 @Moxie1983]

Each tweet and retweet $2 is donated to hurricane recovery! #HR4HR