May

Mommy to 4. I love being a mom, being someone's lover and writing.

[May @mommemay1]

@DoorDash Ughhhh

[Epiphora @Epiphora]

Sand between your toes, the sound of ocean waves, and nothing to do but bask in happiness. 🏖️🐚

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[May @mommemay1]

I checked in at Star India Restaurant on #Yelp https://t.co/AJdhEaFxfF

[May @mommemay1]

I checked in at House Of Bagels on #Yelp https://t.co/ZpYWPhfUuV

[May @mommemay1]

Bag Full of Bikinis Contest Giveaway https://t.co/P7O63OEDax

[May @mommemay1]

https://t.co/MFOULQgQun

[Timmmay! @WillItBlow]

@SoccerByIves Where can I order this?!

[May @mommemay1]

@AmazonHelp Return something I didn't order or expect to receive?

[May @mommemay1]

When you order a curtain rod and receive a coat rack/key hook for $40 instead. Amazon doesn't care if its by amazon warehouse. BEWARE @amazon

[May @mommemay1]

@tim_cook can you please explain to me why its okay for your company to suspend $1600 in giftcards, hold and refuse to refund the money back or reissue a new giftcards? I didnt know apple is fine with theft and stealing hard earned money.

[Camping World @CampingWorld]

‼️ GIVEAWAY ALERT ‼️

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✅Reply with the best team name for you and your partner
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✅Must RT this tweet

[May @mommemay1]

@CampingWorld @ustheremingtons @2TravelingDogs TheMonarchs #UltimateRVShow

[May @mommemay1]

@Sweepsgg My credit card balance.

[Santos Huante @SantosHuante]

Wells Fargo execs robbed their own customers in their mortgage scams but let's continue talking about some redditors.

#tytlive
@TheYoungTurks

[May @mommemay1]

@AppleSupport Apple cancelled it because "quantity limits per customer." i dont have a iphone 12. Technical problems beating human sucks.

[May @mommemay1]

@AppleSupport every time I order my order is getting cancelled! This is so frustrating.

[May @mommemay1]

@AppleSupport Ordered again. eETA delivery was due today but now it says order processing and delivers tomorrow. Guess apple is behind on deliveries or the item isnt in stock. This sucks.