mommitymommom

OG Bravo fan. Real housewife in my own reality. Like me or don’t. Follow me or not. Honestly, I don’t really care, but if I made you smile, that’s a good day!

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I’m pretty sure one of the court officers in #JohnnyDeppvAmberHeard gave @realamberheard the side eye as the jury left for morning break. The shade. Maybe she’s just a fan of @JohnJohnnyDepp #AmberHeardIsALiar #JohnnyDeppIsInnocent

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@capthlr I’m out then. 100% team Captain Lee.

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@kelfairys I’m guessing she’s looking for affirmation in a really weird and inappropriate way. Just say “wow” which can mean anything good or bad.

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@joyrosenberg Ugh! He’s everything unlikeable about the Jersey Boy stereotype rolled into a Goron from Zelda. That’d make him a perfect match for Danielle Cabral the queen of fake drama.

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@kelfairys Your treasure has treasures! So, my treasure’s treasure has treasures. Got it.

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@kelfairys That’s next level creative shit right there. Gobsmacked.

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@kelfairys Amazing gift from an amazing daughter. Loving it! Best ever

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@kelfairys That’s called stalking, sweetheart, but you do you.

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@JaredDRawlins @ClefairysTwitch You’re lying eyes. I was gnawing on a turkey drumstick, fool.

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@ClefairysTwitch That’s your vampire blood talking.

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@woke_stan Unless you actually saw footage of her “popping pills” that’s and awful thing to put out there. There’s a name for it: slander, and it’s legally actionable. Just add “allegedly” and you’re good to go.

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After finishing #RHUGT3 I was reminded of why I was disliked Leah McSweeney so much on #RHONY. In a word: mean. Couldn’t even say something nice in the final ceremony, just a wish for herself. She’s one of the reasons the franchise was cancelled.

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@erikajayne What in the Math are you thinking? Eleven nights is not a residency. Gurl onlyfans seems to be a much more appropriate match for you.

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@chrisybby @erikajayne *a part not apart ignoramous.

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@wrexweed Eleven nights is not a residency, that’s delusional. Can’t wait to see cancellations start when they can’t sell tickets. Seriously, she should go with onlyfans - it suits her better.

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Apparently @heathergay29 won the napkin folding contest. That’s the only thing that makes any sense to me for wearing this monstrosity. #RHUGHT3

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@wrexweed At least he doesn’t look like a ‘70’s porn star anymore. He’s a hipster looking porn star now. Improvement? You decide.

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@melissagorga That will certainly simplify things since it’s a pretty short list.

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@wrexweed Well that’s pretty tone deaf. What if it’s thyroid disease? Just mean and petty. Oh wait, that’s right you said Kelly Dodd. Makes perfect sense - what a twat.

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@ClefairysTwitch Go to both. Once the patient dies, you’re there to catch them on the other end. Just being practical.