sarahs mistakes

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laughing at my sisters ac island name ... it’s pen island smfh

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@digitaIsaint wtf?

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why do toyota siennas sound like theyre gonna fall apart at any moment

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the sun is no joke

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it’s just common courtesy to exit through the door at the subway station

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just another day in nyc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@RedHiller girl …

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crossed 4 things off my to do list between 2-3pm and also learned ancient greeks mixed 1 part wine to 3 parts water … just some thoughts from a retired mario kart player

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wine is crazy bc it makes u drunk … why is that ?

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@having__trouble they did unfortunately

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wow it only took 150 euros to make my aunt cry over how much i’m adulting

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my last cig was an hour ago

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omg my aunt arose from a drunken nightmare and she said sarah … did u make it back from ur cig ? my heart 😩 i guess this means it’s time for another

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why is it when i’m drunk my tinnitus is so much worse

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@bugbraingirl NOT PISS OMG tired of this convo

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@Gnarianna FR

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why would u go to a diy acupuncturist when u can literally just go to chinatown

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buying plugins is a new level of adulting for me

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how is it already mothers day again jesus christ

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3:35 is basically 4

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to the person trying to hack my linkedin … good luck !