Momo Kebe 🇸🇳

الحمد لله على كل حال

[Oud Vanillé @lepaiinn]

Vous aimez trop rêver avec l’argent des autres mdrrrrrr jamais le votre

[RaGlizzy @Ra_Glizzy]

We in the worst era of women. I feel sorry for us

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

🚨 CRAZY FACT: Lionel Messi is now 18 assists away from equalling Mbappe’s all time career goals.

Do you understand how insane this man is. 😭

[Vision Blaugrana @VisionBlaugrana]

Ils ont lâché Olise ils reviennent sur Doué..

On en peut plus les gars

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[Messias @Messias30_]

Hasta los ¡¡ GOLES ERRADOS !! de Messi son un disfrute.

Qué hipnótico.

[💭 @linmeisa]

Ptdrr dites vous yen a qui pensent que c’est le renoi qui est fou la

[َ @MessiiiGoat]

اللاعب الوحيد اللي يخلي الفرص الضايعة شيء ممتع للمشاهدة

[Fernando. @ContaFer_1]

Instagram parece un universo completamente diferente. todos están viajando, comiendo en restaurantes elegantes y viviendo como si no tuvieran trabajos. mientras tanto, X se siente mucho más como la vida real, gente sin dinero, trabajos normales y dramas de barrio jajaja.

[𝒪𝒽𝐼𝓉𝓈𝒯𝑒𝑒 ✟ @ThapeloBoyza]

You just had to be there

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. I will not apologise to you just because I want peace to reign when you are the one who wronged me. I’d rather lose the relationship. If you cannot hold yourself accountable, you are not the person for me.

2. I do not tolerate disrespect. Not even as a joke. Especially not as a joke.

3. If you have a problem with cooking for your partner, I’m not the person for you.

4. You don’t ever have to worry about cooking because it’s one of the things I genuinely enjoy doing. However, this doesn’t negate what I said in number three.

5. Unless you are deep into fitness like me and are posting your gains, you cannot be posting your bum on social media. I’m not a “mature” boyfriend.

6. My obligation is to treat you right and love you softly, genuinely, and intentionally. But if you cannot reciprocate that energy, I’ll leave you.

7. You cannot have a male bestie under my regime.

8. Dates are important to me. I will initiate, plan, and pay for most of them, but you must also initiate, plan, and pay for some dates. I’m a baby boy too.

9. If I tell you that something you did hurt me, don’t tell me it’s not that deep. I will not let you gaslight or manipulate me into questioning my feelings. Don’t dismiss my feelings, ever.

10. Cheating is a deal-breaker. I will not forgive you for it.

11. Access to phones is important to me. This doesn’t mean I’m interested in going through your phone, but if you suddenly start guarding it around me, I’ll assume you’re hiding something.

12. I don’t want to hear about what your ex did for you. If you keep bringing him or your exes up unnecessarily, I will leave you.

13. I like sex, and I’m considerate. I also understand that I don’t own your body. However, if my sexual needs are consistently neglected, I’ll leave you.

14. Even when you are angry, talk to me softly. We can disagree without being cruel to each other. Don’t raise your voice at me, talk to me like a decent adult.

15. If you need a break from the relationship, please don’t come back.

16. Don’t use a breakup as a threat, a weapon, or a joke whenever we have a minor misunderstanding. If you tell me you want to end the relationship, I will respect your decision, and there will be no coming back from it.

[メ @BjaySwag]

bananas don’t give a fuck about any other fruit in a smoothie.

[CEO 💸 🦊 @davee_the_ceo]

October weather be like hoodie in the morning and heat stroke by lunch 🤣😭

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

Next week Tuesday, it’s PSG. Then Sunday, it’s Real Madrid. We put Dembélé, Ferran and the PSG fans in their place. After that, we put Mourinho in his place.

See you next week.

[Surbhi Chaudhary @LuckyGoliyan]

If someone dies leaving a lot of money in their bank account, but nobody knows their PIN, how can their family access or claim that money?

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

too good 😮‍💨

#UCL

[Carlos Jelambi @carlosjelambiv]

Mañana miles de niños en el recreo van a intentar hacer esto y 5% acelerarán su primera rotura de menisco. Es hermoso

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

The older I get, the more I understand why people spend good money on mattresses, pillows, and quality sheets.

[Marcin Gazda @marcin_gazda]

Czyli można wyjść na mecz wyjazdowy LM na wyjeździe bez napastnika, strzelić 4 gole, nastukać 22 strzały i mieć poczucie, że powinno być wyżej. Herr Flick.