Mom Thoughts

Just a first time Mom thinking out loud.

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There’s still time to vote for this little cutie!! #vote #imsotired #TeamNoSleep https://t.co/QXmnFYs2cS

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Starbucks employee: And what’s your name for the order?”
Customer: Laurel.
Starbucks employee: Yanni. Got it.

#YanniorLaurel #ItsLaurel #TeamLaurel #laureloryanny #laurelvsyanny #thedresswasblackandblue #thishasgonetoofar

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Wearing a dress to work is all fun and games until you’re pumping in the nursing room completely naked. #momlife #momthoughts #ftm #BackToWorkMonday #Nursing #breastfeedingmom #monday

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I’m sorry #AQuietPlacemovie was your goal to scare me or make me cry? Cause you did both. You did both. @johnkrasinski #goseeit #dontmakeasound #movienight

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Today’s over use of dry shampoo brought to you by extra early morning snuggles with my baby. #5months #thankgodfordryshampoo #ftm #momlife #momthoughts #boymom #TeamNoSleep

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@getcrackin sooo thanks for the WORM 😷 🤢 🤮 how about you get crackin on my refund and better food safety procedures. #pistachiosworm #eww #gross #ifeelsick

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Just realized Goldilocks is yet another story of how a mom gets nothing to herself bc of a kid. #thatsnotevenhers #momlife #momthoughts #sacrifice #ftm #goldielocks #gettintheshaft #JustRight #kids

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How many times is too many times to use the same fork in a day? #momlife #ftm #whohastimetoclean #illlettwitterdecide #Poll #thingsisaynow #momthoughts #thestruggleisreal

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Shoutout to @larabar for making delicious non-dairy bars I can actually enjoy. 🙌🏼 #nondairy #vegan #itsnoteasy #ftm #nursing #doitforhim

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Got put on a dairy free diet for the remaining time I plan to breastfeed. So I can smell like cheese, I just can’t have cheese. Seems fair. #ugh #fml #damndairy #ftm #momlife #momthoughts #DairyFree #everythinghasdairy

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Yeah I’m into extreme sports. Have you ever tried to put the pacifier back in your baby’s mouth while driving? Real rush. #momlife #momthoughts #newmom #ftm #extremesports

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“Well if you’re not gonna finish your bottle, Mommy’s gonna finish hers. “ - things I say to my infant son. #momlife #momthoughts #thingsisaynow #ftm #newmom #momhacks

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If you ever want your baby to sleep longer, just make up a bottle thinking he’ll be up any minute. Guaranteed to make him sleep another 2 hrs and in turn, spoiling the bottle and letting it go to waste. #momlife #newmom #ftm #momthoughts #baby #momhacks #parenting

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Does the excuse “eating for two” still work when your son is four months old? #AskingForAFriend #momlife #ftm #momthoughts #blamethebaby

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My friends: How’s life with a 4month old?
Me to friends: it’s going really well, he is finally getting on a night time routine. We got 6 hrs of sleep last night!
My baby that night: Up. Every. 3. Hours. #neverfails #jinx

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Anyone else shout “whoooaaa there girl!” to their boob when you spring a leak? No? Just me? Cool cool cool. #breastfeeding #nursing #ftm #momlife #momthoughts #timetopump

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6 years I’ve been at my job. 1st day back after a 13 week maternity leave has me feelin like, “what’s a computer?” #work #momlife #momthoughts #babybrain #mommybrain #workingmom #permenantbrainfart #backtowork #thissucks

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Pretty sure my baby has bathed more times than I have this week. #momlife #momthoughts #istink #ftm #firstbaby #smelly