Dr. Falcon Hooker D

I can't KF-See the haters

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

Baja Blast and lo mein noodles, only way to do it.

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

This guy is NOT a real doctor like I am.

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

“Between Pittsburgh and Philly? Heroine and Amish with a sprinkle of chocolate in Hershey” - Ginger Hill Guy

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

The jalepeños are doing their thing

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

*Jessie’s Girl starts playing*
Every time…every fucking time

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

God can’t fix that

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

Maybe he’s got a big dick

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

“Hey daddy”
“Yeah”
“I asked God why did you make us sad.”

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

“You can’t avoid Jesus’ calling.”
“Send him to voicemail.”

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

I can make friends pretty easy. It just doesn’t go very deep.

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

I’m pretty bad at friendships in general. Like remembering to keep in touch with someone is hard.

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

I don’t like lying very much. I don’t mind being dishonest though.

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

Goddamn Roman Numerals #Bibby

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

Not sure the bride and groom love Jesus as much as the minister believes. #Wedding

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

@M3gnicole Definitely don’t marry someone twice...

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

Don’t get married. If you want to get legally entangled with someone, buy a house or something.

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

You know what would be a better idea? If we got high and didn’t do any of that.

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

“Editor driven to the edge” will be the most sympathetic cover for me because every editor in the country will agree with my stance.

[Dr. Falcon Hooker D @mon_hoeville]

This seems to be a “coming apart at the seams” sort of cutting loose and that wasn’t a good idea.