DO NOT GO GOLFING
WITH KRIS
THAT FUCKASS
THEY/THEM
STARTED LOSING
AND BOOM
DARK FOUNTAIN.
NOW DR. GASTER HAS TO NAVIGATE
A DARK WORLD
BECAUSE KRIS IS LOSING AT GOLF.
NOT AN APPROPRIATE
PRACTICAL PRANK
KRIS.
“Siri call my friends”
“No friends found”
“I’m sorry, Siri call my pawns”
“Calling 700 walruses”
“Wait what the fuck Siri that’s not what I said”
“Ooooouuuughhhhfhgfhhh”
a lot of deltarune fans engage with the story in a very infantile way. what do you mean you dislike noelle for "taking susie away from kris" or dislike kris "because theyre a traitor". everyone is 12 theory