Daniel Cavallero

My 🇺🇸 dream. To start a biz that helps people 🚭. 4 stores, 13 employees, and 10k customers later, I did it. If you value vaping, don't vote Dem #wevapewevote

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Listening to Norm do a 10 minute bit about Dracula, inspired by a restaurant, named "dracula's", in the town he's performing. Absolutely kills off the cuff. He's the stand up GOAT. He's my Carlin or Pryor. Fuck subjection. Who can follow @normmacdonald? @marknorm @JoeListComedy

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Top 5 seinfeld women for @marknorm @JoeListComedy Lori Laughlin, Teri Hatcher, Debra Messing, Kristin Davis, Marcia Cross (pimple popper md)

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I realized why Seinfeld stands out aesthetically. They only casted big headed people. Jerry Elaine Kramer George, the Seinfelds, Costanzas, Uncle Leo, Newman, Puddy, Lippmann, Peterman, Kruger, Bania. Cartoonishly big. @JoeListComedy @marknorm

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@marknorm It's odd that Hollywood jizzes it's pants whenever there's a royal wedding, but we shit on 1% Americans. Didn't the royals inspire the expression, "born with a silver spoon".

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@marknorm Definitely helped Noel tickle the ivories.

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@jimandsamshow @JimNorton... do not listen to @notsam and @travistefft. They have horrible taste in movies. That piece of shit wasn't a "celebration", it was a 9/11 memorial.

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@marknorm Heather Mills is 53 and 3 quarters.

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@marknorm La Cocina. They mimed the cooking. That's what made it so funny.

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Thank God for @JoeListComedy. Sometimes I need a break from reading; however, 99% of movies are dog shit. Now I'm on a South Korean film binge. So I guess not a total break from reading.

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Now when I tell people that Coming to America is one of the best comedies of all time, they're going to think I'm talking about this Amazon piece of shit. #Coming2America #ComingToAmerica2

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Coming to America was one of the greatest comedies. #ComingToAmerica2 might be one of the worst. Holy shit this is bad.

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Always thought the @CompoundBoss show would be better without Dave Landau. Low energy unfunny bore. Why not just merge compound and nickdip? Do zoom shows like everyone else.

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@marknorm Too bad Eric wasn't there to put it out.

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@NYGovCuomo not only killed thousands of senior citizens, but he molested a former aid. This fuckn wannabe mob family needs to get canceled. Him and his ginzo brother @ChrisCuomo. #metoo

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@marknorm I see a lot of perps getting off skate free.

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@marknorm Norm absolutely schools this heckling teacher. Nobody better than Norm. https://t.co/xGnS939RaJ

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@marknorm Whoops fucked that line up.

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@marknorm "I saw Jeffrey making out with your cousin Amy."

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@marknorm Where's fat beaker? Aka Bochetti