Mon

stream of consciousness

[Mon @monanais]

This is genuinely a threat

[Mon @monanais]

Watching the commonwealth games speedwalking feels like getting edged

[Mon @monanais]

I also find it very difficult to separate the art from the artist when I watch SATC now. I find myself disliking Samantha more and more with every rewatch

[Mon @monanais]

I’ll never let a Kim Cattrall support post slide without reminding anyone reading this that she defended and supported the child rapist actions of child rapist Roman Polanski as she continued to work with him, the child rapist. She’s a loser piece of garbage

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

now i know that this is crazy but perhaps a woman in her 60s and a woman who is barely 20 might be in completely different places in their lives

[Mon @monanais]

There are clavs everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[Mon @monanais]

I wish I’d thought of doing this in 2020 I would’ve gotten so much attention

[Scott @AccountNo100]

The Covid era was fucking banter.

Look at this mad cunt.

[Mon @monanais]

Can @vinted please let me know why I bought a very expensive very rare vintage designer jacket and received men’s football boots instead? Boots that the seller I bought from didn’t even sell?

[Mon @monanais]

Why does he always walk like his balls are stuck to the inside of his thigh

[Kekius Invictus @kekius9]

Protecting him is synonymous with protecting the future of humanity.

[Mon @monanais]

This video really tickled me I can’t lie

[Kipdurum 👑👑👑 @kipdurum1]

A highly autistic guy goes to a club, making erratic Elon Musk-looking movements while stuck in his head thinking, “How should I move?” It’s all incredibly awkward and cringeworthy, but to the chronically online, this is what fun looks like. @Clavicular0

[Mon @monanais]

Getting my friend to take photos of me only to zoom into my neck and realise time is up on the other half of my thyroid 🙂🙂🙂

[Mon @monanais]

And always wears big clunky shoes. What kind of dogs are hiding in there

[Mon @monanais]

I’m in love with Callum Turner almost to the point of it being psychotic and maybe kind of scary but we need to get to the bottom of why he stands like Donald Trump

[Mon @monanais]

Most straight men I date treat reading as a competitive performance. The last guy I went on a date with said he only reads Russian literature, nothing else. So I asked if he knows any Russian words and he couldn’t think of a single one. Brother whyyy are you lying?!

[Sara @SaraCivian]

I’ll never understand when you say “I’m sorry” to express condolences to someone about bad news they shared with you then they go “it’s not your fault”

Like ok Good Will Hunting I’m not saying I killed your grandmother I am sorry that she died. What are you hoping to achieve

[Mon @monanais]

The primary takeaway is that we live in a terrifying surveillance/nanny state. Second to that, why are we all supposed to care about random strangers cheating on their spouses all of a sudden. Why am I meant to gaf about this random man and his mistress?? I don’t know them

[New York Post @nypost]

Rumored lawyers caught making out in Central Park goes viral and divides the internet https://t.co/myFicpAxSQ

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

i think policing consenting adults sex lives as the end state of cheap cameras, ubiquitous bandwidth and instant broadcasting distribution is bad for the world

[Mon @monanais]

Come on now

[Mon @monanais]

Having lived on and off in Melbourne for most of my life I think I’m pretty open minded when it comes to fashion but it does just get to a point

[Mon @monanais]

Looking at photos of Hannah Waddingham’s shoulders between sets at the gym

[Mon @monanais]

I’ve said it before but people in long term relationships love to be like “I took myself on a solo date!” and the “date” in question is, like, running errands