Monarch's Effect

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One thing that Twitter NG makes evident is that most people on social media don't have good comprehension skill and they read tweets/watch videos to react before they even comprehend it...They don't even ask for context anymore especially when certain keywords appear in a tweet😂

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@KikiowoAyorinde Kiki please😭😭😂😂 your tweets of tiredness when they talk like this about anything law school related cracks me up 🤣🤣

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Oud perfume self no dey fit withstand the smell of Lagos especially in public transport 😭💀
Oh my Madison Alhambra, you will be remembered on this day of your death 😓

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@peteradediran0 @_fefas At least these areas are related. Bar finals has 5 areas of law that the only similarity is that they are related to becoming a legal practitioner 😂. They are all different in terms of court processes, drafts, statutes etc

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Nigerians = At least, I better pass my neighbour mindset 🤝

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@hicasamadim 2x2 + 2x2 = 8
5x5 + 5x5 = 50
6x6 + 6x6 = 72

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Summary of CTB preparations:

Aspirant proposes, economy disposes😭

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@Awamaridiii This your advise is 50/50 cus ab oversabi external assessor might just open your logbook to a random page and start asking you questions from there😅

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Nothing pisses me off like using "lol" when no joke has been told and you are clearly not laughing out loud where you are. Asides the fact that emojis exist to show expressions, the dry and out of place "lol" in between texting comes off to me like a display of temporary insanity

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@Awamaridiii You don write your will before embarking on this journey?😅

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"I don't like small talks"
As if you would have anything meaningful to contribute when the big talks on topics like equity investments and cross border consumer protection are brought to the table 😒

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@timmieexx 😂 I dey find how to mute trigger words related to law school self

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@_Bervelyyy Nostalgia won finish them😂 but if you ask them to go back to law school and relive the experience now, they will say no

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@jbmillenial Gbam

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And the owners of these institutions will come out to say youths don't want to work anymore 😅

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There are almost no internships & entry level positions in Nigeria! Everybody wants a seasoned professional with 100skills already for a meagre salary.

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The gym industry in Nigeria is so annoying and highly performative. On social media, they police your food, looks, gains, training techniques at the gym, your gym wears and the type of gym you go to etc...Newbies barely get to focus on goals with all the noise from naysayers 😒

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@Awamaridiii Asin after you have become a full fledged lawyer?😂
What will happen when you get briefs outside your state of residence where you live with your parents?
NYSC nkor?
Your parents should be ready to finish this police escort work they want to start o

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Can the law school talks and discussion about courses and campuses end abeg?🙂
Shey we have seen results?🤷‍♂️
Y'all are giving some people PTSD🤦‍♂️

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@Obinna82851837 Thissssss

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All these opinionated senior colleagues on twitter self dey vex person 🤦‍♂️

It's every legal conversation concerning aspirants they put their mouth into..If an aspirant wants to get a wig and gown of 500k and they didn't ask you to contribute to the money, what's your business?🤷‍♂️

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Nobody is pressuring anyone over CTB expenses so I don't understand the evangelism over the need to cut cost for people who didn't ask for your economics knowledge. If I want to spend N1m and you want to spend N30 for CTB, go ahead and stop finding company in your poverty abeg😑