Sarah Vee

public defender / immigration lawyer. not everyone gets my jokes mostly because they aren't very good.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@MariGO2thepolls Travel is broadening because it shows you there are other frames of reference and other ways to structure a life. It breaks you out of the illusion of being the center of the universe. No wonder so many American men are afraid of it.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@MariGO2thepolls Have you ever been in a car with someone and, amazingly, everyone else is an asshole? It's the same dopamine hit they get from watching right wing media. "Look at this fucking idiot." But put them in a situation where their moral certainty is challenged and watch them crumble.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@ericriveracooks It may be passé but a farm sink is the best way to keep from getting water all over your crotch while doing dishes.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@Evermore4life_ 4

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@benmekler No no no no no

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@KarlSteel @seeshespeak Hah, underrated.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@parul_sehgal @namwalien This is wonderful.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@christapeterso This is ice cold.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@Lollardfish By using psychology

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@Brocklesnitch 10 sugars and half a cup of cream

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@rickit @AlexandraErin What’s the car equivalent of being horny on main?

[Rebecca Kavanagh @DrRJKavanagh]

A reminder that the DA originally charged 2 Black teenagers with the 1st degree murder of Fanta Bility (carrying a sentence of life in prison or the death penalty) even though he knew these cops were the ones who shot & killed her.

The cops were sentenced to probation on Friday.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@EndlessJeopardy Who is Yankee Noodle?

[Kumar Rao @KumarRaoNYC]

The killing of Jordan Neely is the fault of NYC policy as much as the chokehold vigilante.

No effort to train or educate public on how to act/be supportive to those in crisis. No scaled mental health or social service outreach. Untold billions uselessly spent on cops and jails.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Dirrrt(y) Nap by X(t)ina?

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@AshleyGWinter I have two tips: 1) Double diaper with a larger size diaper over the normal one. Altitude does funny things to baby bowels. 2) A square box of Kleenex can provide hours of entertainment if you stuff the tissues back in over and over. And, actually, 3) Screens. Screens forever.

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@Northern_Goblin @itssedeee “Mr. Right After”

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

Gideon v. Wainwright Was a Landmark Decision, but Women Invented the Idea of the Public Defender https://t.co/b4IwmtciPI

[Sarah Vee @monasaroo]

@natsechobbyist