@anticl3ah convince urself there’s bugs in your food/it’s spoiled. especially if you mostly eat at home cuz if you’re paranoid enough you’ll think they’re in the whole pantry. think abt how similar the texture of ur food is to ants/worms/etc if at all applicable
the devil couldn’t reach me so he made me genetically store more fat in my thighs and lower stomach so it’ll take 30 more pounds to even see a slight difference
@crvnchyteeth i haven’t had the cookie dough one, but the cookies n cream one is pretty good! i feel like the texture might be just a little off-putting to some people, but i don’t mind it :)