Mallory

i hate small talk and radio dj's.

[Mallory @moneil373]

@RentMidway Hi, how on earth am I paying for a reservation, managed to get here on time from LAX, and now -after waiting 1 hr in line- you’re telling me there are no cars? putting my name on “a list,” while stranded in a parking lot isn’t my idea of a solution.

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

Ten days he was home before reporting her missing. https://t.co/sGtGiMBAvn

[Mallory @moneil373]

@LiveDieLApod Is it still happening?! I’ve been refreshing alllll dayyy. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Let me get this straight. We can’t tell you that you need to wear a mask during a deadly pandemic because “your body, your right” but you’re allowed to police whether a woman is pregnant and seeking an abortion?

[Mallory @moneil373]

@Delta I am still in need of assistance. I was on hold for two hours, and finally had to hang up. I got a text an hour later inquiring about confirmation numbers, that I didn’t have at that moment (but could get soon), and they ended the chat saying to start over when I was ready. HELP.

[Mallory @moneil373]

@Delta howwww is there no callback option for customer service? It would increase *literally* everyone's satisfaction. I'm just trying to make sure we aren't separated from our kids on an upcoming flight, while trying to save airport employees' time. SOS.

[Mallory @moneil373]

@Delta Yes!

[paige @clrmontreyqs]

a reminder that david rose, despite how many people used him, broke his heart and made him feel like he wasn’t good enough, is now living his best life in his little cottage with the love of his life and has his little store and is finally getting the happiness he deserves

[Mallory @moneil373]

Planning my upcoming trip to Cragun's Resort on Gull Lake. For friends looking to travel: https://t.co/EzKIbolaxe @CragunsResort

[Mallory @moneil373]

@robreiner I love you.

[Mallory @moneil373]

@anthonyjeselnik It’s probably the kneecaps... right?

[Mallory @moneil373]

@dessadarling Stress drinking MUST be an option

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Celebrities are naked telling us to vote. How are they gonna up the ante in 2024? “I’m Stanley Tucci and I’m jacking off on FaceTime to remind you of the importance of this election.”

[Mallory @moneil373]

@BabyG0G0 @JoeMazzarini @anthonyjeselnik It is now.

[Mallory @moneil373]

@anthonyjeselnik I mean... he agrees..?#eatthehorseraw #eatitwhereitis

[Mallory @moneil373]

Fucking. Finally. #JRVP @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi #eatthehorseraw #eatitwhereitis 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[Mallory @moneil373]

It’s been nine years, but I can’t be the only one who can’t pick up a box cutter without thinking of that breaking bad episode... right..? #BreakingBad @BryanCranston @aaronpaul_8

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

Is New York really a melting pot?

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

That's new milk in an old milk jug!