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[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

A pair is the asset on the other side of the pool.
• Native Monero lives on the Monero chain. It does not sit in a Solana or Robinhood AMM by itself.
• So the only “XMR pair” that can exist on these pads is a pair vs a representation of XMR.
On RobinVista that representation is their $XMR token: NAV-backed, Hyperliquid inventory, mint/redeem vs USDG, hard cap. When the cap is full, price floats above NAV. That scarcity is the product.
$MCAT is a memestock launched against that token. Trade it and you are in the $MCAT / Vista-$XMR pool. Hold it and Vista’s own rules give you $XMR mint allocation stacked with $VISTA.
That is a pair plus a claim on more of the underlying. That is the whole legitimacy argument.
solana:4oWhtcmBBsMG1bLZCLKusmq4t9fxdVVfbyJLevsYg5Ct’s live market is CRIMECAT/SOL. Liquidity is SOL. You cannot mint Vista $XMR with it. You cannot redeem native XMR out of it. “Paired with Monero” is copy. The chart is SOL.
Same for most Pump cats: SOL (or a random wrapped ticker someone named XMR). Fees/cashback to KOLs are pad economics, not Monero.
So they are Monero-themed SOL coins. Not Monero pairs.

$XMR $CRIMECAT solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR $ZEC $SOL $MCAT solana:39HqgQ18g9R33sUfKq1TjX4sbKrgTb4YntnBCFhURJvy

[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

The Crime Cat that’s running is not a real Monero pair.
What the pool actually is
The live runner (4oWhtcmBBsMG1bLZCLKusmq4t9fxdVVfbyJLevsYg5Ct) is a https://t.co/rH4LcVwxeG / PumpSwap token on Solana. Dexscreener shows the market as CRIMECAT/SOL. Liquidity is CRIMECAT + SOL, not XMR.
You buy it with SOL. You sell it for SOL. There is no mint/redeem into native Monero, no NAV, no Hyperliquid-backed XMR, no Vista allocation.
What “paired with Monero” means in their marketing
It’s a slogan. Callouts say “crime cat paired with monero.” The token page even writes “CRIMECAT paired with monero” while the chart pair is SOL.
On Solana you also get:
• meme tokens named XMR that are not Monero
• fee/cashback/creator-reward theater labeled as “XMR drops”
• KOLs selling the privacy narrative
None of that is the Monero blockchain asset. Native XMR cannot sit in a Solana AMM the way SOL does. A real XMR pair would require a wrapped/redeemable XMR with 1:1 backing and a way out. Crime Cat does not have that.
Vista $XMR is a capped, NAV-backed token (Hyperliquid exposure), and $MCAT is a memestock launched against that token, with published mint allocation. Still not “native XMR on-chain,” but it is an actual pair + mint gate.
Crime Cat is a SOL meme wearing an XMR costume. solana:4oWhtcmBBsMG1bLZCLKusmq4t9fxdVVfbyJLevsYg5Ct

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Premium is the product. Right now it accrues to whoever buys $MCAT/$VISTA into the snapshot and dumps after the window. That’s why Solana cats with fake XMR + visible cashback are taking the timeline. They pay every block. We pay twice a week to tourists.

1. Drip the cap. Small mint every few hours, 100% to holders. No public leftover.
2. Score = balance × time held. Multi-snapshot. Sold before claim = forfeit.
3. $MCAT mint weight = $VISTA mint weight. Cheap side-ticket is why size rotates out of the pair.
4. Vest half the $XMR 7 days. Dump the pair, lose the rest.
5. Show NAV vs Uniswap and the next drip on the $XMR page. If people can’t see the machine, they ape Crime Cat.
You already have the only real XMR mint on this chain. $MCAT is the native that held #1. Competition is not another memestock. It’s Pump selling a costume faster than you open the cap.
Make holding the pair the best way to mint. Everything else is a raid.
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solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR solana:4oWhtcmBBsMG1bLZCLKusmq4t9fxdVVfbyJLevsYg5Ct $ZEC $XMR $MCAT

[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

@RobinvistaApp if you want to win this chain you go all in on Monero.
Leveraged stocks, pre-IPO tickets, random memestocks, none of it is sticking. The board that actually moved is $XMR. The native that held #1 for three days is $MCAT. That’s the only loop people came back for.
Competition will copy the ticker. They can’t copy the mint. Weight holds, raise the cap, make $VISTA + $MCAT the gate. You need this narrative more than another launch.
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@RobinvistaApp $MCAT is still #1 native on your board by market cap three days running.
The other Monero cats printing today launched on other pads. $CRIMECAT included. That isn’t your $XMR. It’s a pump pair paying cashback / creator fees to KOL whales who front-loaded. Fake XMR narrative. No mint into the actual RobinVista $XMR.
$MCAT is. Holders get exclusive $XMR mint allocation stacked with $VISTA before public. That’s the pair. Your cap is the bottleneck.
Don’t just raise it for whoever buys the snapshot and dumps. Weight allocation by time held. Multiple snapshots. No same-block farmers. Incentivize holding $MCAT and $VISTA, not a 20-minute rental.
Raise the cap so the pair works. Reward the people who stay.
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[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

@imblankface @helloluis There is only one Monero cat.

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[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

The cat isn’t back

He never left

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[Robinvista @RobinvistaApp]

$XMR hit 7000 with 150k cap 👀

[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

$MCAT is #1 on RobinVista.

Not just the XMR board. The whole app.

Untraceable. Unbothered. Unmoved.

Caps raise in batches so the people already on the board eat the premium.

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[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

the cap will be raised after a few days of live testing @RobinvistaApp

[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

Some can’t see the vision.
Nobody can see the transactions.
That’s the point.

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$MCAT

[Robinvista @RobinvistaApp]

Holder exclusive $XMR mints are open

1063 eligible wallets, 91k total allocation

Public mint opens after 30min on pending mints.

[Robinvista @RobinvistaApp]

$XMR minting reopens in ~1h - holders first.

Snapshot: 17:50 UTC
Exclusive mint: 18:00 → 18:30 UTC
Public mint: 18:30 UTC

Allocation per wallet (at snapshot):
• $100 per 1M $VISTA
• $50 per 1M $MCAT
• $20 per 1M $MONEROCHAN

Pro-rata, stacks across all three.
Max $170k opens, first come first served. No further cap raise.

After the 30-min holder window, whatever is left opens to everyone at 18:30 UTC.

Your allocation + live countdown on the XMR page: https://t.co/Y2z7pK7MwJ

[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

Think this is volatile? Wait until Monero hits new all time highs

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[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

Vista’s XMR is capped and trading above NAV. When they raise the cap they don’t hand it to whoever shows up. Holders of Vista and MoneroCat get the mint.
You hold the cat, you get to mint the XMR under the premium. @RobinvistaApp
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[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

@RobinvistaApp xmr isn’t scarce on paper. the share is. we’re the cat on that pool. let holders mint before the bots do.

[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

@Tunner001 More coming tomorrow

[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

There is only one anonymous cat
and it’s not the one with a bag over its head

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[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

@SignalLTC it’s on robinhood chain not solana
phantom defaults to solana so if you’re looking there it won’t show. turn on robinhood chain in settings, same 0x address.
if you already bought it it’s probably just hidden. manage tokens → unhide it.

[MoneroCat @MoneroCat]

$MCAT is paired to $XMR.
No tax. No KOL drip. No optional shields. The unit of account is the coin that’s private if you exist.
$ZCAT is a 3% Solana tax that buys ZEC for the biggest bags and the loudest accounts. Public wallets. Leaderboard rewards. Privacy as a costume.
They rented the timeline.
We priced the cat in Monero.