MonetizedLiving

Converting daily existence into a commercial enterprise.

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I don't want to be here anymore

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@Dexerto Hey man

Sometimes you gotta stand your ground

Some hills are just worth dying for

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@Guy89674345 Everyone fuckin' around until they drop a Stephen Hawking care package

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Hear me out:

Hunger Games, but it's only people with severe PTSD and various other mental disorders

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Cousin wanted to learn how to chart BTC/USD so he can bet on price swings on some gambling website that starts with a 'K'.

I agreed to teach him my personal strategy and told him to send me his Discord.

- Took him 2 hours to send me the discord and another 2 hours to get into the discord.

- Finally gets into the discord "Sorry bro I was playing Fortnite"

- I tell him "Okay, download Tradingview, I'm going to set up your indicators and teach you how to read them."

- Cousin tells me "Oh man I can barely see the chart on Tradingview, I'm gonna have to get my laptop and charge it. I'm not going to be able to do that until tomorrow, I'm still playing Fortite".

Fuck you, stay poor.

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@Polymarket Bro

It's in the NAME.

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@clipcraft7 And based off of his perceived-wealth, no less

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@clipcraft7 Why did 🍊 go from American to Indian to British

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@InternetH0F Canada wants all the privileged of being the 51st state without having to actually be a state.

Why does that matter under this post?

It doesn't, and it doesn't have to.

Because that's our mother-fucking lake.

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@toospooky Turning your ussy into a bussy is mad work

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I busted.

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Taco Bell is releasing an all-new Salt & Straw Churro Ice Cream Taco in the U.S. for a limited time

Now available nationwide for $3.99

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Some of you on the timeline have lost continence

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You don't say

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But it’s orange…

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You gotta admit

There’s never a dull moment with this guy

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Donald Trump has signed an executive order to change the name of New Mexico to New America.

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@WatcherGuru That’s the name of the game

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@heresyfinancial Depends what my objective is.

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If Richard Heart ever comes back to America, I’m gonna shove a lawsuit so far down his throat that he will lose weight from the blocked off calorie intake.

He won’t come back though.

Cause it’s not just me that’s going to go after him (legally).

He will never face his accusers unless he’s absolutely forced to.

Sooner or later, Richard will learn a valuable lesson: Money isn’t everything.

-The typical lesson learned by those plagued with greed.

Money will not provide to you the comfort which you desire; Richard.

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@WatcherGuru Altman needs to go to prison

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Ya boy passed his SIE exam